Diary:Seriri (Meta, 22)
From Compile Worlds
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This page 1 soley exists to chronicle Seriri's time before the events of Episode 2, which are actually somewhat relevant
So, there I was, in the lonely lake like I usually am. It's not like I have any friends to be with or anything. And suddenly, this woman and a giant, demonic cat approach me. I get a little nervous, because you know, stranger danger. And as it would turn out, I had every right to be nervous. Some suspicious chatter later, and I was suddenly their hostage! But, how do you resist with not much more than a single massive fish-tail though? I bet they wanted to eat me! Alive too! Oh, why do such horrible things always happen to me???
Soon enough, I was in a dungeon below their evil lair. They started doing all sorts of terrible things to me. They had classic Medieval torture chambers. They also whipped me and played this awful "game" with me. It probably wasn't even possible to "win" the game, and I just frustrated myself trying. I cried. Tears. Lots of tears I wept. But, would they ever reach someone's voice from down here?...
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I found my lucky break when that madwoman Accord decided to drag me out in her sleeves. I was tiny and dehydrated, but perfectly fine otherwise, I guess. Eventually, she got so caught up in pulling off lame magic shows that I somehow managed to fall out of the sleeve. I immediately began to flop away, but to no avail. I was promptly shoved back into Accord's sleeve like some misplaced handkerchief. Rude, much? Anyway, I fell out again and tried to make a run for it. This time, Draco restrained Accord, which was conveniently timed with my returning back to normal size. It only occurred to me at that exact time how many people were staring at me. I impulsively screamed for them not to eat me. The only one who seemed interested in eating me though was a weird boy with a giant crab claw. (I bet if I attacked it, I would score massive damage!)
Soon, Draco recognized my need for H2O, so she lugged me to the lake. I started trying to sing a serenade for her, but suddenly my throat became extremely hoarse. Instead of singing, I just coughed and choked. Draco pinned this on Accord. She certainly wasn't in any position to be denying that. She called Draco a bitch, which is definitely not true. I testified against her, but this too was in vain, for she felt the need to mute me completely. Accord and Draco broke out into a battle, which eventually turned into a Puyo battle, which I thought was kind of odd. Accord was defeated, but of course she wouldn't surrender. By luck, Satan appeared to cover for her escape. He bargained my voice for a date with Arle. Draco and I had a long embrace after Satan ran off with his prize. I...I think I was in love with this woman.
Of course, it didn't take Arle that long to ditch her date. She was back before we all knew it. She exclaimed that Satan had fallen for Rulue. Not that I'm speaking for everyone, but I think we all felt that that seemed a bit...fishy. The strange boy....Sig was his name? Anyway, he asked what making out was like, so Draco promptly demonstrated....on Arle. Needless to say, I was pretty distressed. I mean, Draco is totally lesbian, but...Arle...she's not. She's just not. Why would you do such a horrible thing to me? Anyway, Arle didn't seem to grasp the concept of homosexuality, so we elaborated on it for awhile.
But, before long, I was tired of being silent. I had to confess to all of the horrible things that crazy woman did to me! I begun ranting. I've never done that before. It...felt amazing, I have to admit. I got through most of it, but then I just broke down and cried. That Sig fellow tried to relate it to accidentally killing a lady bug, but Draco explained that wasn't such a good relation. Then suddenly, another girl with horns fell out of the sky! I wasn't quite sure what to think, but no doubt it was Ms. Accord's doing! She complained about having to eat nothing but 10% beef tacos for months. Everyone knows that's no good, so Arle made us all some yummy curry. So yummy, in fact, I said the word "shit". Well, at first I restrained myself, but they all insisted, so I spoke. I felt some regret, but they encouraged me all the same...that was relieving.
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Despite the fact that it was getting rather late, I started singing again, which was mistaken for me screaming about birds apparently. The children then proceeded to spout off more nonsense in my wake, which was kind of...nonsensical? I don't know! However, Sig decided to go back to his dorm, and the girl with horns yelled for him not to, proclaiming he'd be vulnerable to Ms. Accord's evils. Indeed, I voiced concern for the boy as well, even though I hardly knew him. Suddenly, it seemed very clear that Accord was actually sucking up to Sig, because, who gets an "A" on a ten word essay? Suddenly, in another uncharacteristic move from myself, I suggested we use Sig as live bait for a trap.
And then. She appeared. Tejina Mikuri, the craziest of them all...or so I would later come to realize. Already she caused trouble by distracting us long enough to let our scape goat wander off into the forest all by himself. Of course, all Mikki wanted to do was play Puyo. Seeing as how I spaced out or something, this outrageous thing was allowed to happen. One slow match later, we got back on track and went into the forest to find Sig...
...and just our luck that Witch should be there, sleeping under a tree. When we try to sneak past though, she latches onto Draco like a leech and demands to have HOT BUTTERY SEX with her. Not sure how that works, but regardless she demanded it. After much struggling, Draco finally got her to wake up. She claimed she dreamt they had a threesome with a blueberry muffin. Of course, this prompted Draco to cuddle Arle and leave me all vulnerable to the creepy lady and her strange fetish. We had some close encounters of the third kind with some other weirdos too. I was starting to get the impression this is why I never went out of the water before...
But the worst was yet to come! Suddenly, Sig finally emerges from nowhere. But suddenly, he starts acting a bit...suspicious. And then, at the climax of all this, Witch returns to rave some more about her intimate muffin escapades. "Sig" was just about as confused as we were, thus prompting him to ignore the strange witch and reveal his true nature as being Ms. Accord in disguise! Of course, she had lured him into the forest at just the perfect time. Then, the most bizarre battle ever broke out. It happened so fast I couldn't really tell what in the Sea World was going on. Either way, Accord literally slithered off, and left us with a sleeping Sig.
