Diary:Seriri (Meta, 22)

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Soon, Draco recognized my need for [[water|H2O]], so she lugged me to the lake. I started trying to [[sing]] a [[serenade]] for her, but suddenly my throat became extremely hoarse. Instead of singing, I just [[Wally|coughed and choked]]. Draco pinned this on Accord. She certainly wasn't in any position to be denying that. She called Draco a [[bitch]], which is ''definitely'' [[not]] [[ignorance|true]]. I testified against her, but this too was in vain, for she felt the need to [[Mute SE|mute]] me completely. Accord and Draco broke out into a [[battle]], which eventually turned into a [[Puyo]] battle, which I thought was [[fridge logic|kind of odd]]. Accord was defeated, but of course she wouldn't surrender. By [[luck]], [[Satan]] appeared to cover for her escape. He [[bargain]]ed my voice for a [[date]] with [[Arle]]. Draco and I had a long embrace after Satan ran off with his prize. I...I think I was in [[love]] with this woman.
Soon, Draco recognized my need for [[water|H2O]], so she lugged me to the lake. I started trying to [[sing]] a [[serenade]] for her, but suddenly my throat became extremely hoarse. Instead of singing, I just [[Wally|coughed and choked]]. Draco pinned this on Accord. She certainly wasn't in any position to be denying that. She called Draco a [[bitch]], which is ''definitely'' [[not]] [[ignorance|true]]. I testified against her, but this too was in vain, for she felt the need to [[Mute SE|mute]] me completely. Accord and Draco broke out into a [[battle]], which eventually turned into a [[Puyo]] battle, which I thought was [[fridge logic|kind of odd]]. Accord was defeated, but of course she wouldn't surrender. By [[luck]], [[Satan]] appeared to cover for her escape. He [[bargain]]ed my voice for a [[date]] with [[Arle]]. Draco and I had a long embrace after Satan ran off with his prize. I...I think I was in [[love]] with this woman.
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Of course, it didn't take Arle that long to ditch her date. She was back before we all knew it. She exclaimed that Satan had fallen for [[Rulue]]. Not that I'm speaking for everyone, [[hypocrite|but I think we all]] felt that that seemed a bit...[[Fufufu|fishy]]. The strange boy....Sig was his name? Anyway, he asked what [[making out]] was like, so Draco promptly demonstrated....on Arle. Needless to say, I was pretty distressed. I mean, Draco is totally [[lesbian]], but...Arle...she's [[not]]. She's just not. [[Baw|Why would you do such a horrible thing to me?]] Anyway, Arle [[innocent|didn't seem to grasp the concept]] of [[homosexuality]], so we elaborated on it for awhile.
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But, before long, I was tired of being [[silent]]. I had to confess to all of the horrible things that crazy woman did to me! I begun [[rant]]ing. I've never done that before. It...felt amazing, I have to admit. I got through most of it, but then I just [[panic attack|broke down and cried]]. That Sig fellow tried to relate it to accidentally [[kill]]ing a [[lady bug]], but Draco explained that wasn't such a good relation. Then suddenly, [[Rider|another girl with horns]] [[randomness|fell out of the sky]]! I wasn't quite sure what to think, but no doubt it was Ms. Accord's doing! She complained about having to eat nothing but [[Taco Bell|10% beef tacos]] for months. Everyone knows [[Sonic Says|that's no good]], so Arle made us all some yummy curry. So yummy, in fact, I said the word "[[shit]]". I said it without a second thought too. It was sort of strange...but relieving.
[[Raffine|More to come...]]
[[Raffine|More to come...]]

Revision as of 11:25, 13 January 2012


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This page 1 soley exists to chronicle Seriri's time before the events of Episode 2, which are actually somewhat relevant

So, there I was, in the lonely lake like I usually am. It's not like I have any friends to be with or anything. And suddenly, this woman and a giant, demonic cat approach me. I get a little nervous, because you know, stranger danger. And as it would turn out, I had every right to be nervous. Some suspicious chatter later, and I was suddenly their hostage! But, how do you resist with not much more than a single massive fish-tail though? I bet they wanted to eat me! Alive too! Oh, why do such horrible things always happen to me???

Soon enough, I was in a dungeon below their evil lair. They started doing all sorts of terrible things to me. They had classic Medieval torture chambers. They also whipped me and played this awful "game" with me. It probably wasn't even possible to "win" the game, and I just frustrated myself trying. I cried. Tears. Lots of tears I wept. But, would they ever reach someone's voice from down here?...

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I found my lucky break when that madwoman Accord decided to drag me out in her sleeves. I was tiny and dehydrated, but perfectly fine otherwise, I guess. Eventually, she got so caught up in pulling off lame magic shows that I somehow managed to fall out of the sleeve. I immediately began to flop away, but to no avail. I was promptly shoved back into Accord's sleeve like some misplaced handkerchief. Rude, much? Anyway, I fell out again and tried to make a run for it. This time, Draco restrained Accord, which was conveniently timed with my returning back to normal size. It only occurred to me at that exact time how many people were staring at me. I impulsively screamed for them not to eat me. The only one who seemed interested in eating me though was a weird boy with a giant crab claw. (I bet if I attacked it, I would score massive damage!)

Soon, Draco recognized my need for H2O, so she lugged me to the lake. I started trying to sing a serenade for her, but suddenly my throat became extremely hoarse. Instead of singing, I just coughed and choked. Draco pinned this on Accord. She certainly wasn't in any position to be denying that. She called Draco a bitch, which is definitely not true. I testified against her, but this too was in vain, for she felt the need to mute me completely. Accord and Draco broke out into a battle, which eventually turned into a Puyo battle, which I thought was kind of odd. Accord was defeated, but of course she wouldn't surrender. By luck, Satan appeared to cover for her escape. He bargained my voice for a date with Arle. Draco and I had a long embrace after Satan ran off with his prize. I...I think I was in love with this woman.

Of course, it didn't take Arle that long to ditch her date. She was back before we all knew it. She exclaimed that Satan had fallen for Rulue. Not that I'm speaking for everyone, but I think we all felt that that seemed a bit...fishy. The strange boy....Sig was his name? Anyway, he asked what making out was like, so Draco promptly demonstrated....on Arle. Needless to say, I was pretty distressed. I mean, Draco is totally lesbian, but...Arle...she's not. She's just not. Why would you do such a horrible thing to me? Anyway, Arle didn't seem to grasp the concept of homosexuality, so we elaborated on it for awhile.

But, before long, I was tired of being silent. I had to confess to all of the horrible things that crazy woman did to me! I begun ranting. I've never done that before. It...felt amazing, I have to admit. I got through most of it, but then I just broke down and cried. That Sig fellow tried to relate it to accidentally killing a lady bug, but Draco explained that wasn't such a good relation. Then suddenly, another girl with horns fell out of the sky! I wasn't quite sure what to think, but no doubt it was Ms. Accord's doing! She complained about having to eat nothing but 10% beef tacos for months. Everyone knows that's no good, so Arle made us all some yummy curry. So yummy, in fact, I said the word "shit". I said it without a second thought too. It was sort of strange...but relieving.

More to come...