Puyo series (ConceptTopic, 4)

'''Puyo Puyo''' is a [[puzzle game]] created by [[COMPILE]], led by COMPILE president [[Stalin|Joseph Stalin]], also known as "Moo" Niitani (which is, in reality, a clever anagram of Joe Stalin; [[when you see it, you will shit bricks]]). Due to [[communist]] [[Satan|influence]], it was banned in the [[United States]] and other [[English]]-speaking nations. USA's also too "manly" for [[Puyo Puyo Fever|cutesies]], anyway.

Today, Puyo Puyo is owned by the famous [[Japan]]ese [[piracy]] group known as [[SEGA]]. Due to [[Pearl Harbor]], the [[US]] [[government]] silently [[kill]]s most people who [[buy]] the game.

Puyo Puyo, like [[ice cream]], comes in various flavors, the most popular of which being [[Puyo Puyo TSU|Tsu]], [[Puyo Puyo SUN|SUN]], and among [[newfags]], the SEGA-developed [[Puyo Puyo Fever|Fever]]. More recently the piracy group began development on [[Puyo Puyo 7]], likely to steal more content than any other Puyo Puyo game previously released by SEGA.

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