Diary:Seriri (Meta, 22)

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This page 1 soley exists to chronicle Seriri's time before the events of Episode 2, which are actually somewhat relevant

So, there I was, in the lonely lake like I usually am. It's not like I have any friends to be with or anything. And suddenly, this woman and a giant, demonic cat approach me. I get a little nervous, because you know, stranger danger. And as it would turn out, I had every right to be nervous. Some suspicious chatter later, and I was suddenly their hostage! But, how do you resist with not much more than a single massive fish-tail though? I bet they wanted to eat me! Alive too! Oh, why do such horrible things always happen to me???

Soon enough, I was in a dungeon below their evil lair. They started doing all sorts of terrible things to me. They had classic Medieval torture chambers. They also whipped me and played this awful "game" with me. It probably wasn't even possible to "win" the game, and I just frustrated myself trying. I cried. Tears. Lots of tears I wept. But, would they ever reach someone's voice from down here?...

Page 2a

I found my lucky break when that madwoman Accord decided to drag me out in her sleeves. I was tiny and dehydrated, but perfectly fine otherwise, I guess. Eventually, she got so caught up in pulling off lame magic shows that I somehow managed to fall out of the sleeve. I immediately began to flop away, but to no avail. I was promptly shoved back into Accord's sleeve like some misplaced handkerchief. Rude, much? Anyway, I fell out again and tried to make a run for it. This time, Draco restrained Accord, which was conveniently timed with my returning back to normal size. It only occurred to me at that exact time how many people were staring at me. I impulsively screamed for them not to eat me. The only one who seemed interested in eating me though was weird boy with a giant crab claw. (I bet if I attacked it, I would score massive damage!)

Soon, Draco recognized my need for H2O, so she lugged me to the lake. I started trying to sing a serenade for her, but suddenly my throat became extremely hoarse. Instead of singing, I just coughed and choked. Draco pinned this on Accord. She certainly wasn't in any position to be denying that. She called Draco a bitch, which is definitely not true. I testified against her, but this too was in vain, for she felt the need to mute me completely. Accord and Draco broke out into a battle, which eventually turned into a Puyo battle, which I thought was kind of odd. Accord was defeated, but of course she wouldn't surrender. By luck, Satan appeared to cover for her escape. He bargained my voice for a date with Arle. Draco and I had a long embrace after Satan ran off with his prize. I...I think I was in love with this woman.

More to come...