SEGA (ConceptTopic, 4)

From Compile Worlds

SEGA is a piracy group most notorious for making Sonic the Hedgehog and putting Compile out of business. SEGA is known for making their Sonic games of varying qualities, and usually uses Sonic to undermine any of their other series, such as Puyo, NiGHTS, Jet Set Radio, and Alex Kidd, just to name a few. They have a sub-division called Sonic Team, which is usually more responsible for the evils than SEGA is. Recently, Nintendo and Bioware have been working with SEGA to improve the shit quality of their Sonic games, but only Bioware succeeded, since the internetz hates lol Mario Party. SEGA is also more stupid, seeing that they forgot the lone adventures of Carby, Draco's green tail and loads more.

What SEGA does best though, is holding secrets away from the fans. Most of these are in the form of a secret conspiracy to kill off the good things in their games and amplify the bad. They have been using several evil plots for the past couple of years. However, ever since the last avalanche, everyone already hates SEGA's guts without even knowing of these secrets. Now, SEGA has been reduced to the hated company whose good deeds of redemption have been treated like bullshit. They've also become pansies because of what happened with America and Puyo Puyo Fever. Ever since then, when it comes to Puyo, they will never listen to the west and other places in the world, just Japan. They'll just bring Sonic up, instead.

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