List of SEGA conspiracy theories (Meta, 8)

From Compile Worlds

This is a compiled list of all known conspiracy theories regarding SEGA and their video games. Of course, if this were Alternate SEGA, they wouldn't be forming conspiracies in the first place. The known ones follow below:

• The Cream conspiracy theory, which involves SEGA plotting in-house to kill off Cream the Rabbit, Big the Cat, and other likable minor characters of the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
• The Puyo conspiracy theory is an age-long conspiracy to keep the Puyo Puyo series and it's related games out of America and other countries outside of Japan and maybe communist Korea.
• The Sonic love conspiracy theory theory involves SEGA making crappy sequels to their other popular works in order to kill them off and have only Sonic remain.
• One theory is held by grumpy Sonic fans that anything Yuji Naka makes besides Sonic is out to replace him. However, after poor Billy Hatcher disappeared after they thought he would replace Sonic, we don't think Let's Tap will be an intimate threat to Sonic's upwards/downwards spiral. (And now you may watch Keiji and Akkie somehow link Let's Tap with Uzumaki).
• The Triple Hedgehog conspiracy theory might lead one to believe that Silver the Hedgehog may star in his very own game.