Nohoho (EntityTopic, 7)
From Compile Worlds
Nohoho is a frog person. He constantly says his name in his speech, often to actually replace the word "no". Nohoho is depicted as a seeming sleezy sales guy whom smuggles curry. A hilarious conversation ensued when he tried to sell Draco a mattress, as shown here: " <Nohoho> Nohoho!
<Nohoho> I sell you fine goods today <DracoCentaur> o rly? <Nohoho> Oh yes! <DracoCentaur> Like what? <Nohoho> I sell you for best prices. <Nohoho> Curry <Nohoho> Plushies <Nohoho> Exoctic Fruits <Nohoho> And more <Nohoho> Hoho <DracoCentaur> You sound kinda dodgy to me. <Nohoho> Nohoho? <Nohoho> No! <Nohoho> You know I smuggle curry! <DracoCentaur> In any case, I don't eat curry from anyone but Arle. Isn't that right guys? <Rider> Right <Sig> ZZZZ <DracoCentaur> He's sleeping again already? <DracoCentaur> Oh well, it'll do him good. <Nohoho> Hoh! <Nohoho> I sell you fine mattress yes? <Nohoho> I sell for $25. <DracoCentaur> $25?!?! <Nohoho> Two for twenty * DracoCentaur looks around... <DracoCentaur> Rider? <Rider> Yes? <DracoCentaur> You think this guy is too shady? <Rider> I don't know <DracoCentaur> =/ <Nohoho> 4 for $10 <DracoCentaur> Well, we don't need a new mattress anyhow. <DracoCentaur> But... <DracoCentaur> since you're a shady guy, I guess you have some shady stuff, right? <Nohoho> Nohoho! My stuff good stuff!. <Nohoho> I give you 6 for $5 <DracoCentaur> We couldn't even fit that in here! <Nohoho> I make house bigger for $50 <DracoCentaur> No. <DracoCentaur> Since you're not cooperating would you please leave? <Nohoho> Nohoho! * Rider politely closes the door on him."
As you can see, his attempts were unsuccessful. He hasn't returned....yet.
