Nohoho (EntityTopic, 7)

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Nohoho is a frog person. He constantly says his name in his speech, often to actually replace the word "no". Nohoho is depicted as a seeming sleezy sales guy whom smuggles curry. A hilarious conversation ensued when he tried to sell Draco a mattress, as shown here: "<Nohoho> Nohoho!

<Nohoho>	I sell you fine goods today
<DracoCentaur>	o rly?
<Nohoho>	Oh yes!
<DracoCentaur>	Like what?
<Nohoho>	I sell you for best prices.
<Nohoho>	Curry
<Nohoho>	Plushies
<Nohoho>	Exoctic Fruits
<Nohoho>	And more
<Nohoho>	Hoho
<DracoCentaur>	You sound kinda dodgy to me.
<Nohoho>	Nohoho?
<Nohoho>	No!
<Nohoho>	You know I smuggle curry!
<DracoCentaur>	In any case, I don't eat curry from anyone but Arle. Isn't that right guys?
<Rider>	Right
<Sig>	ZZZZ
<DracoCentaur>	He's sleeping again already?
<DracoCentaur>	Oh well, it'll do him good.
<Nohoho>	Hoh! 
<Nohoho>	I sell you fine mattress yes?
<Nohoho>	I sell for $25.
<DracoCentaur>	$25?!?!
<Nohoho>	Two for twenty
*	DracoCentaur looks around...
<DracoCentaur>	Rider?
<Rider>	Yes?
<DracoCentaur>	You think this guy is too shady?
<Rider>	I don't know
<DracoCentaur>	=/
<Nohoho>	 4 for $10
<DracoCentaur>	Well, we don't need a new mattress anyhow.
<DracoCentaur>	But...
<DracoCentaur>	since you're a shady guy, I guess you have some shady stuff, right?
<Nohoho>	Nohoho! My stuff good stuff!.
<Nohoho>	I give you 6 for $5
<DracoCentaur>	We couldn't even fit that in here!
<Nohoho>	I make house bigger for $50
<DracoCentaur>	No.
<DracoCentaur>	Since you're not cooperating would you please leave?
<Nohoho>	Nohoho!
*	Rider politely closes the door on him."

As you can see, his attempts were unsuccessful. He hasn't returned....yet.