List of SEGA conspiracy theories (Meta, 8)

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This is a compiled list of all known conspiracy theories regarding SEGA and their video games. Of course, if this were Alternate SEGA, they wouldn't be forming conspiracies in the first place. The known ones follow below:

The Cream conspiracy theory, which involves SEGA plotting in-house to kill off Cream the Rabbit, Big the Cat, and other likable minor characters of the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
The Puyo conspiracy theory is an age-long conspiracy to keep the Puyo Puyo series and it's related games out of America and other countries outside of Japan and maybe communist Korea.
The Sonic love conspiracy theory theory involves SEGA making crappy sequels to their other popular works in order to kill them off and have only Sonic remain.
One theory is held by grumpy Sonic fans that anything Yuji Naka makes besides Sonic is out to replace him. However, after poor Billy Hatcher disappeared after they thought he would replace Sonic, we don't think Let's Tap will be an intimate threat to Sonic's upwards/downwards spiral. (And now you may watch Keiji and Akkie somehow link Let's Tap with Uzumaki).
The Triple Hedgehog conspiracy theory might lead one to believe that Silver the Hedgehog may star in his very own game.

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-Please submit any theories you know of or believe in. The known ones follow below:
+This is a compiled list of all known conspiracy theories regarding [[SEGA]] and their video games. Of course, if this were [[Alternate SEGA]], they wouldn't be forming conspiracies in the first place. The known ones follow below:
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+*The [[Cream conspiracy theory]], which involves SEGA plotting in-house to kill off [[Cream the Rabbit]], [[Big the Cat]], and other likable minor characters of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog series]].
+*The [[Puyo conspiracy theory]] is an age-long conspiracy to keep the [[Puyo Puyo series]] and it's related [[game]]s out of [[America]] and other countries outside of [[Japan]] and maybe [[communist]] [[Korea]].
-*First is The [[Cream Conspiracy Theory]], which involves SEGA plotting in-house to kill off Cream, Big, and other likable characters of the Sonic Series.
+*The [[Sonic love conspiracy theory]] theory involves SEGA making crappy [[sequel]]s to their other popular works in order to kill them off and have only Sonic remain.
+*One theory is held by grumpy Sonic [[fan]]s that anything [[Yuji Naka]] makes besides Sonic is out to replace him. However, after poor [[Billy Hatcher]] disappeared after they thought he would replace Sonic, we don't think [[Let's Tap]] will be an intimate threat to Sonic's upwards/downwards [[spiral]]. (And now you may watch [[Keiji]] and [[Akkie]] somehow link Let's Tap with [[Uzumaki]]).
-*The [[Puyo Conspiracy Theory]] is an age long conspiracy to keep the Puyo Puyo series and it's related games out of America and other countries outside of Japan and maybe communist Korea.
+*The [[Triple Hedgehog conspiracy theory]] might lead one to believe that [[Silver the Hedgehog]] may star in his very own game.
-*The [[Sonic love Conspiracy Theory]] theory Involves SEGA making shitty sequels to their other popular works in order to kill them off and have only Sonic remain
-*One theory is held by grumpy Sonic fans that anything Yuji Naka makes besides Sonic is out to replace Sonic. However, after poor Billy Hatcher disappeared after they thought he would replace Sonic, we don't think Let's tap will be an intimate threat to Sonic's spiral upwards/downwards(To please both halfs of the Sonic fan base).
-*The time-frame theory states that SEGA makes tight deadlines on purpose so Sonic games come out half-baked.
-*The [[3 Hedgehogs Conspiracy theory]] might lead one to believe that Silver the Hedgehog may star in his very own game.