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'''Nintendo''' is a [[company]] that makes [[video games]]. Or rather, they ''used'' to make video games - now they just make [[edutainment]] and [[family friendly]] [[bullshit]]. Only [[SEGA]] and [[Game Freak]] keep their surprisingly very awesome [[console]]s selling. Nintendo's only remaining claim to the real video game market is their ability to license non-Nintendo games for their consoles while the poor developers struggle to find a way to utilize the [[Wiimote]] without jeopardizing the gameplay.
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'''Nintendo''' is a [[company]] that makes good [[video games]]. Or rather, they ''used'' to make good video games - now they just make [[edutainment]] and [[family friendly]] [[nonsense]]. Only [[SEGA]] and [[Game Freak]] keep their surprisingly very awesome [[console]]s selling. As of the past half of the decade, all Nintendo's done is license some non-Nintendo games while the poor developers struggle to find a way to utilize the [[Wiimote]] without jeopardizing the gameplay. Though, recently, they thought this would only vainly end in epic [[fail]]. So they just had to go back to making video games, despite the [[Fail|fanbase]] and [[technology]] fail. 'sides, ''they're'' the ones who made video games the best things in existence since [[Jesus]] and [[You|everyone]]'s expecting something good from them.
== Good Nintendo Titles ==
== Good Nintendo Titles ==
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''Note how they are all really old, showing Nintendo doesn't make good stuff any more. Well, nobody makes good stuff nowadays, so Nintendo's still pretty "good".''
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''As you may know, many of these are very old. While some are still overused, some others have been buried into obscurity intentionally, which proves that calling Nintendo a bunch of meanies actually makes sense.''
*[[Super Mario Bros.]]
*[[Super Mario Bros.]]
**[[Wario Ware]]
**[[Wario Ware]]
**[[Yoshi's Island Series]]
**[[Yoshi's Island Series]]
**[[Paper Mario]]
**[[Paper Mario]]
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*[[The Legend of Zelda]]
*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Kirby]]
*[[Kirby]]

Revision as of 15:12, 12 July 2010

Nintendo is a company that makes good video games. Or rather, they used to make good video games - now they just make edutainment and family friendly nonsense. Only SEGA and Game Freak keep their surprisingly very awesome consoles selling. As of the past half of the decade, all Nintendo's done is license some non-Nintendo games while the poor developers struggle to find a way to utilize the Wiimote without jeopardizing the gameplay. Though, recently, they thought this would only vainly end in epic fail. So they just had to go back to making video games, despite the fanbase and technology fail. 'sides, they're the ones who made video games the best things in existence since Jesus and everyone's expecting something good from them.

Good Nintendo Titles

As you may know, many of these are very old. While some are still overused, some others have been buried into obscurity intentionally, which proves that calling Nintendo a bunch of meanies actually makes sense.

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