List of SEGA conspiracy theories (Meta, 8)

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This is a compiled list of all known conspiracy theories regarding SEGA and their video games. The known ones follow below:

• The Cream conspiracy theory, which involves SEGA plotting in-house to kill off Cream the Rabbit, Big the Cat, and other likable minor characters of the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
• The Puyo conspiracy theory is an age-long conspiracy to keep the Puyo Puyo series and it's related games out of America and other countries outside of Japan and maybe communist Korea.
• The Sonic love conspiracy theory theory involves SEGA making shitty sequels to their other popular works in order to kill them off and have only Sonic remain.
• One theory is held by grumpy Sonic fans that anything Yuji Naka makes besides Sonic is out to replace him. However, after poor Billy Hatcher disappeared after they thought he would replace Sonic, we don't think Let's Tap will be an intimate threat to Sonic's upwards/downwards spiral.
• The time-frame conspiracy theory states that SEGA makes tight deadlines on purpose so Sonic games come out half-baked.
• The Triple Hedgehog conspiracy theory might lead one to believe that Silver the Hedgehog may star in his very own game.