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'''Mario''' is the [[fat]] [[plumber]] [[mascot]] of [[Nintendo]]. But if you didn't already know that, why are [[you]] on the [[internets]]? | '''Mario''' is the [[fat]] [[plumber]] [[mascot]] of [[Nintendo]]. But if you didn't already know that, why are [[you]] on the [[internets]]? | ||
| - | Mario has appeared in [[countless]] [[2D]] and [[3D]] [[platformer]]s, [[RPG]]s, [[racer]]s, [[party game]]s and the [[obligatory]] [[crap]]py [[spinoff]]s. He debuted in [[Donkey Kong]] in [[1981]] - yes, nearly [[30]] [[year]]s ago - though his most [[famous]] game by far was undisputably [[Super Mario World]], which has been [[hack]]ed to bits, mainly by [[crazy]] [[Japan]]ese guys with too much spare time who want to make it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0PaPpmGa8&fmt=18 play sound effects] to the [[Japanese national anthem]]. Some of those hacks [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meO_6WusWI4 | + | Mario has appeared in [[countless]] [[2D]] and [[3D]] [[platformer]]s, [[RPG]]s, [[racer]]s, [[party game]]s and the [[obligatory]] [[crap]]py [[spinoff]]s. He debuted in [[Donkey Kong]] in [[1981]] - yes, nearly [[30]] [[year]]s ago - though his most [[famous]] game by far was undisputably [[Super Mario World]], which has been [[hack]]ed to bits, mainly by [[crazy]] [[Japan]]ese guys with too much spare time who want to make it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0PaPpmGa8&fmt=18 play sound effects] to the [[Japanese national anthem]]. Some of those hacks {{#linkfarm|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meO_6WusWI4 Nights Of Mario ]|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt8upKaWzy0 U.N. Owen was her ]|even have}} some [[Touhou]]. [[Super Mario Kaizo|One hack that can tempt you into saying every single swear word known to man]] also exists, and there's undoubtedly more. |
Mario had waged war with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] for the [[16]] years between [[1991]] (when Sonic was introduced to the gaming industry) and [[2007]] (when they made up [[for no reason]] and co-starred in [[Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games]]). The main part was only for 7 years, though and the remaining ones have been a friendly rivalry. | Mario had waged war with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] for the [[16]] years between [[1991]] (when Sonic was introduced to the gaming industry) and [[2007]] (when they made up [[for no reason]] and co-starred in [[Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games]]). The main part was only for 7 years, though and the remaining ones have been a friendly rivalry. | ||
Revision as of 00:32, 3 January 2011
Mario is the fat plumber mascot of Nintendo. But if you didn't already know that, why are you on the internets?
Mario has appeared in countless 2D and 3D platformers, RPGs, racers, party games and the obligatory crappy spinoffs. He debuted in Donkey Kong in 1981 - yes, nearly 30 years ago - though his most famous game by far was undisputably Super Mario World, which has been hacked to bits, mainly by crazy Japanese guys with too much spare time who want to make it play sound effects to the Japanese national anthem. Some of those hacks {{#linkfarm|Nights Of Mario |U.N. Owen was her |even have}} some Touhou. One hack that can tempt you into saying every single swear word known to man also exists, and there's undoubtedly more.
Mario had waged war with Sonic the Hedgehog for the 16 years between 1991 (when Sonic was introduced to the gaming industry) and 2007 (when they made up for no reason and co-starred in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games). The main part was only for 7 years, though and the remaining ones have been a friendly rivalry.
Recently, Mario's position has been taken over by Flareon, cause he could obviously do a better job. Of course, if this ever officially happened, Flareon would probably just end up as his pet dog.
Apparently, Mario's obsessed with pasta and cake. Well, everyone loves cake, so he must be Italia in disguise! Because correlation totally implies causation, doesn't it?
