Episode 53 - Chat log
Start date: Fri Nov 30, 2012. All times are UTC.
[20:13:27] <Mitsuki> Oh hey it's a kid with a sword!
[20:13:42] <Lagnus> I-I'm not a kid! You should know this by now!
[20:14:03] <Mitsuki> E-Eh?
[20:14:10] <Mitsuki> o_o...
[20:14:28] <Lagnus> ...Nevermind that for now.
[20:14:35] <Mitsuki> but...
[20:14:50] <Mitsuki> How can you say I should know anything when we've only just met ¬
[20:14:52] <Mitsuki> !
[20:14:59] <Lagnus> Hm...
[20:15:52] <Lagnus> I suppose we should introduce ourselves properly then.
[20:16:34] <Lagnus> The name's Lagnus. The Brave!
[20:17:13] <Mitsuki> Oho~?
[20:17:26] <Mitsuki> Yeah, brave for a kid maybe~
[20:17:52] <Lagnus> Grr...
[20:18:21] <Mitsuki> Dewa
[20:18:27] <Mitsuki> Atashi Mitsuki♥
[20:18:40] <Mitsuki> Yoroshikune~
[20:18:48] <Mitsuki> 6 n-'Witch'+'Mitsuki'
[20:18:58] <Lagnus> E-Eh?!
[20:19:12] <Mitsuki> What do you mean "eh"?
[20:20:03] <Lagnus> Well erm...you're quite the shape shifter I guess. Nice to meet you, Mitsuki..
[20:20:11] <Mitsuki> Shapeshifter?
[20:20:44] <Mitsuki> *picks up her sleeves, looks at herself, nope, she looks just like the blonde haired blue clad witch she always was*
[20:21:27] <Lagnus> A-Anyway, I don't suppose you'd happen to know an "Arle Nadja", would you?
[20:21:59] <Keiji> (Ke, he didn't try calling her Witch ;_;)
[20:22:09] <Chao> (oops)
[20:22:15] <Mitsuki> Arle Nadja? You mean the muffin thief?
[20:22:26] <Lagnus> Yes!
[20:22:30] <Mitsuki> Oh.
[20:22:33] <Mitsuki> Then yes, kinda.
[20:22:35] <Lagnus> Wait...she steals muffins?
[20:22:43] <Mitsuki> but only because she steals my... You didn't know she stole muffins?
[20:22:53] <Mitsuki> SHE'S A SERIAL MUFFIN THIEF.
[20:23:09] <Mitsuki> I hope she went to magicians' jail!
[20:23:23] <Lagnus> Don't say such things!
[20:23:43] <Mitsuki> We can't let dangerous people like her roam around
[20:23:47] <Lagnus> Either way, if you've happened to have seen her lately, I'd like to know.
[20:23:51] <Mitsuki> stealin' everyone's muffins
[20:24:01] <Mitsuki> Hmmm...
[20:24:08] <Mitsuki> Last I saw her...
[20:25:39] <Lagnus> ...yes?
[20:25:48] <Mitsuki> I dun remember.
[20:25:51] <Mitsuki> It was too long ago.
[20:26:44] <Lagnus> Drat! I've been searching for her, but to no avail. She's not at home, nor is she at any town or village I've visited.
[20:26:58] <Mitsuki> I guess she really is in muffin jail then! Yay!
[20:27:03] <Mitsuki> Uh, I mean magic jail.
[20:27:07] <Mitsuki> Yeah, magic jail...
[20:27:35] <Lagnus> Well, if she IS in magic jail, then you're taking me there to see her!
[20:27:45] <Mitsuki> But I dunno where magic jail is.
[20:27:58] <Mitsuki> It's the only place on the continent I never bother going to
[20:28:12] <Mitsuki> ...Which means it must be over that way, I guess.
[20:28:54] <Lagnus> Start walking then. Maybe we'll find a village to replace your pilfered muffins nearby anyway.
[20:29:00] <Mitsuki> Walking?!
[20:29:06] <Mitsuki> Gosh, that's so slow.
[20:29:13] <Mitsuki> How about BROOMSTICKING!
[20:29:27] <Lagnus> I suppose that works, too.
[20:30:19] <Keiji> 10 143
[20:30:27] <Mitsuki> Ja, hop on...
[20:30:32] <Mitsuki> wait, why am I letting you ride with me.
[20:30:36] <Mitsuki> WHATEVER, NEVERMIND.
[20:30:42] <Mitsuki> *WHOOSH*
[20:31:35] <Mitsuki> [In nearly no time at all, they traverse goodness knows how far, and arrive at the Magic Jail by such conventional means as CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL IN A BIG STAR SHAPED HOLE.]
[20:32:07] <Lagnus> W-Waah! Did you really have to crash through the wall like that?!
[20:32:09] <Patchouli> 5 n+'Patchouli' c+'10' s+''
[20:32:15] <Patchouli> 3
[20:32:24] <Patchouli> You broke my wall again, mukyu!
[20:32:34] <Patchouli> And Mikki only just fixed it.
[20:32:40] <Patchouli> Wait, no, she only does roof holes.
[20:32:45] <Patchouli> Must have been an impostor then.
[20:32:59] <Lagnus> And I thought that was Mikki's clone anyway...
[20:33:05] <Lagnus> But nevermind that.
[20:33:12] <Patchouli> Impostors' impostors!
[20:33:22] <Lagnus> Ma'am, have you incarcerated any "Arle Nadja"s lately?
[20:33:35] <Patchouli> What the heck are you doing here again, Marisa.
[20:33:39] <Mitsuki> Marisa?
[20:33:52] <Mitsuki> Can't you tell the difference between black and blue outfits?
[20:34:09] <Mitsuki> Or maybe that's just how much you'd like to be beat up
[20:34:30] <Lagnus> Most clearly this is Witch!...or as she insists she is, Mitsuki.
[20:34:52] <Mitsuki> Will you people ever start calling me by my name
[20:34:55] <Mitsuki> rather than my occupation
[20:35:15] <Mitsuki> Jeez, they didn't even get it right after 20 years.
[20:35:33] <Mitsuki> Wait, how am I sixteen if it's been 20 years.
[20:35:39] <Mitsuki> ...Magic, I guess.
[20:35:44] <Lagnus> Madou logic
[20:35:49] <Librarian> 3
[20:36:01] <Librarian> *bursts into the room... by opening a door like normal people*
[20:36:05] <Librarian> The heck is all this commotion?
[20:36:16] <Lagnus> Erm...
[20:36:46] <Librarian> This is a jail! I mean a library! It should be quiet in here! ...Maybe a library jail?
[20:36:52] <Lagnus> I'm just looking for Arle. My ride *points at Mitsuki* kind of broke a hole in the wall here.
[20:36:54] <Mitsuki> No, this is definitely the magic jail.
[20:37:14] <Lagnus> ...are you sure about that?
[20:37:39] <Lagnus> I wonder why librarians would be working at a Jail...
[20:38:08] <Keiji> 10 56
[20:38:24] <Librarian> Oh, yes.
[20:38:32] <Librarian> Arle Nadja? The book thief?
[20:38:39] <Patchouli> THE BOOK THIEF IS MARISA
[20:38:41] <Patchouli> !
[20:38:43] <Lagnus> B-Book thief?!
[20:38:50] <Mitsuki> Arle's the muffin thief.
[20:39:05] <Librarian> Marisa?
[20:39:19] <Patchouli> Yes, this silly Witch over here that likes to make holes in walls.
[20:39:29] <Mitsuki> I told you I'm not Marisa! She wears black!
[20:39:33] <Mitsuki> Does this look black to you!
[20:39:48] <Librarian> THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR A LIBRARY
[20:39:58] <Lagnus> INDEED
[20:40:49] <Librarian> Everyone wants to see Arle, for some reason.
[20:41:06] <Librarian> Come on, we even moved her to a special easily accessible cell for you endless stream of visitors.
[20:41:28] <Lagnus> Take me to her, then!
[20:41:31] <Librarian> *walks out the room for them to follow...*
[20:41:45] <Patchouli> You'd better get someone to fix the hole while you're at it
[20:41:50] <Patchouli> 4
[20:42:12] <Librarian> *Opens the door to Arle's cell.*
[20:42:19] <Librarian> *There is nobody inside at all.*
[20:42:25] <Lagnus> ......................................
[20:42:26] <Librarian> *Just a deactivated portal.*
[20:42:28] <Librarian> WHA-----
[20:42:34] <Librarian> SHE ESCAPED?
[20:42:45] <Lagnus> She escaped?
[20:42:56] <Mitsuki> Damn! She must be off stealing muffins again!
[20:43:07] <Lagnus> Nevermind your goddamn muffins!
[20:43:29] <Lagnus> I've got to find her now and ask her how she's come to have a thieving reputation in the past months!
[20:43:52] <Mitsuki> Like you'll find her. That portal could have gone anywhere and now there's no way to reactivate it.
[20:43:58] <Mitsuki> Nor any way to see where it went.
[20:44:06] <Mitsuki> It might as well not be there.
[20:44:11] <Mitsuki> I bet she just left it behind to troll us.
[20:44:21] <Lagnus> I'll look all over this continent to find her if I have to.
[20:45:17] <Librarian> 4
[20:45:31] <Arle Nadja> 3
[20:45:42] <Keiji> (The Librarian walked off in search of Arle.)
[20:45:52] <Arle Nadja> *Arle's head appears through the portal.*
[20:46:01] <Arle Nadja> *Looks like she's trying to hang on to something.*
[20:46:07] <Arle Nadja> Aaaah!
[20:46:11] <Lagnus> Arle!!!!
[20:46:13] <Arle Nadja> Hey, Lagnus!
[20:46:26] <Lagnus> *He rushes over to the portal*
[20:46:31] <Mitsuki> What are you doing!
[20:46:41] <Mitsuki> Give back my muffins
[20:46:55] <Mitsuki> And how the hell did you escape anyway?
[20:46:57] <Lagnus> Where have you been! How did you become known as a thief so suddenly?!
[20:46:59] <Arle Nadja> Escape?!
[20:47:05] <Arle Nadja> I wish I could escape!
[20:47:11] <Arle Nadja> This is no escape portal
[20:47:16] <Arle Nadja> This is..
[20:47:27] <Arle Nadja> They're kidnapping m--!!
[20:47:34] <Arle Nadja> *Oops, she disappeared.*
[20:47:36] <Arle Nadja> 4
[20:47:54] <Keiji> (This time, the portal disappeared too.)
[20:47:54] <Lagnus> No! *he pounds his fist on the ground* Dammit...
[20:48:06] <Mitsuki> I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU
[20:48:09] <Mitsuki> AND GET MY MUFFINS BACK
[20:48:14] <Mitsuki> IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
[20:48:26] <Mitsuki> Stupid muffin thief...
[20:48:29] <Lagnus> We have to find out where that portal went!
[20:49:11] <Keiji> 10 341
[20:49:19] <Lagnus> I wont anyone randomly kidnap Arle like that!
[20:49:57] <Mitsuki> I won't let her get away
[20:49:59] <Mitsuki> with this
[20:49:59] <Lagnus> Come on, let's put that broomstick of yours to good use and start scouting out places.
[20:50:21] <Mitsuki> We must check all muffin stores in town
[20:50:26] <Mitsuki> Let's go
[20:50:31] <Mitsuki> *ZOOM*
[20:50:47] <Lagnus> *ZOOMs...with her*
[20:50:54] <Mitsuki> *Arrive at a muffin store*
[20:51:03] <Mitsuki> *looks in the window*
[20:51:17] <Mitsuki> *Puts her hands together and drools in awe* OMG
[20:51:21] <Mitsuki> THE MILLION YEN MUFFIN
[20:51:30] <Lagnus> o_o
[20:51:37] <Mitsuki> Well, I guess she didn't come here yet
[20:51:42] <Mitsuki> Else she'd have stolen it by now
[20:53:03] <Lagnus> Hm...
[20:53:18] <Lagnus> But why would she steal muffins though?
[20:53:26] <Lagnus> I mean aside from personally antagonizing you.
[20:53:46] <Keiji> 10 61
[20:54:01] <Mitsuki> Because they're valuable!
[20:54:10] <Mitsuki> Why else would you steal something other than to sell it for money!
[20:54:42] <Lagnus> Well....maybe people who steal things keep them for themselves?
[20:54:55] <Mitsuki> Yeah, like she has a muffin castle or something.
[20:55:01] <Mitsuki> Hey, that's a point!
[20:55:04] <Mitsuki> Let's check the castles!
[20:55:13] <Lagnus> Right!
[20:55:14] <Mitsuki> *ZOOM to Satan's Castle*
[20:55:20] <Mitsuki> ARE YOU IN HERE ARLE
[20:55:45] <Satan> 3
[20:55:56] <Satan> Ar-- Bah!!
[20:56:06] <Satan> It's just a bunch of unwanted guests!
[20:56:13] <Mitsuki> A bunch?
[20:56:19] <Mitsuki> There's only two people here.
[20:56:29] <Ducks> 3
[20:56:35] <Ducks> No, I think he's talking about us~
[20:56:38] <Ducks> Quack~ Quack
[20:56:49] <Mitsuki> Shut up you foolish talking anmals
[20:56:52] <Satan> *pulls out a NES zapper*
[20:56:53] <Ducks> Wah;_;
[20:56:56] <Satan> *shoots them*
[20:57:03] <Ducks> *shoots back with the Sasserblaster*
[20:57:25] <Ducks> *and with that they all waddle off*
[20:57:27] <Ducks> 4
[20:57:33] <Satan> Hmph! You can't beat me with that lame weapon!
[20:57:38] <Satan> Anyway...
[20:57:45] <Mitsuki> Yeah!
[20:57:51] <Mitsuki> You're hiding Arle in there aren't you?
[20:57:56] <Mitsuki> And a mountain of muffins!
[20:57:57] <Satan> If you have nothing better to do then attract unwanted poultry to my castle then ge-- EH?!
[20:58:04] <Keiji> 10 61
[20:58:28] <Lagnus> You kidnapped her right from the Magic Jail, didn't you?!
[20:58:36] <Arle Nadja> 3
[20:58:38] <Arle Nadja> (Faintly)
[20:58:43] <Arle Nadja> Witch, Is that you?
[20:58:51] <Satan> I have no idea what you're talking about!
[20:58:54] <Satan> Honestly!
[20:58:54] <Arle Nadja> I'm trapped in here...
[20:58:58] <Arle Nadja> Help!
[20:59:02] <Arle Nadja> 4
[20:59:14] <Mitsuki> I swear I heard something...
[20:59:31] <Lagnus> Cough it up Satan!
[20:59:36] <Mitsuki> But, hm. There's no reason Arle would broadcast her presence to us...
[20:59:51] <Satan> See?? It's exactly as I've told you!
[21:00:23] <Satan> Arle wouldn't call for help from a cursed warrior and a giggling muffin enthusiast like that.
[21:00:37] <Satan> She'd find REAL heroes to rescue her from the bad guys.
[21:00:41] <Satan> Like
[21:00:48] <Keiji> 10 77
[21:00:54] <Satan> ~☆ME☆~
[21:01:10] <Lagnus> 3
[21:01:10] <Lagnus> Arle wouldn't call for help at all.
[21:01:18] <Lagnus> She's supposed to BE the hero.
[21:01:23] <Lagnus> What the hell happened?
[21:01:36] <Satan> I don't know, honestly!
[21:01:46] <Lagnus> In any case, this is too suspicious.
[21:01:58] <Lagnus> *raise sword* You're going to allow us to search your castle.
[21:02:35] <Satan> F-Fine! Whatever! But I'm telling you she's not here! Nor are your fucking books or muffins or roof-fixing star mages!
[21:02:52] <Keiji> That's going in the quotes
[21:03:15] <Satan> *grabs a torch and leads them on the grand tour*
[21:03:25] <Lagnus> No, this is too convenient.
[21:03:34] <Lagnus> This way, you'll avoid where you're actually hiding her.
[21:03:41] <Mitsuki> You mean where she's hiding herself.
[21:04:11] <Satan> Why would Arle steal your muffins anyway? It's not like she has a muffin palace where she's selling them or anything.
[21:04:22] <Mitsuki> That's exactly what she has!
[21:04:29] <Lagnus> ...
[21:04:36] <Keiji> 10 77
[21:04:51] <Satan> Well, I'd give her a castle made of
[21:04:54] <Satan> DIAMONDS
[21:05:03] <Lagnus> Somehow I knew you would say that.
[21:05:07] <Mitsuki> Don't you know
[21:05:12] <Mitsuki> Muffins are more valuable than diamonds
[21:05:26] <Satan> Bullshit!
[21:05:27] <Mitsuki> Diamonds are so passe. Muffins are the big thing now.
[21:05:57] <Satan> ;_;
[21:06:23] <Satan> ...but what if I made muffins made of DIAMONDS
[21:06:32] <Mitsuki> Well duh, you can't eat them
[21:06:34] <Mitsuki> so they'd be worthless
[21:06:35] <Satan> and made a castle of the diamond muffins
[21:06:51] <Satan> ...that is an excellent idea actually!
[21:07:01] <Lagnus> Oh dear...
[21:07:04] <Satan> *They arrive at Satan's dungeon*
[21:07:12] <Nohoho> 3
[21:07:24] <Nohoho> ;_;
[21:07:28] <Satan> 6 c-'6'+'2'
[21:07:31] <Nohoho> I pay you to get me out!
[21:07:39] <Nohoho> $500! $1000!
[21:07:50] <Nohoho> Please! I beg here!
[21:08:19] <Lagnus> Ok
[21:08:25] <Satan> Silence you frekkin frog! No one wants your "fine wares" so your better off spending this arc in my dungeon!
[21:08:27] <Lagnus> I'll take a grand
[21:08:40] <Satan> E-Eh?!
[21:08:52] <Nohoho> You are very good customer. Good luck come to you
[21:08:56] <Keiji> 10 41
[21:08:59] <Nohoho> *gives Lagnus the money*
[21:09:05] <Keiji> Kinda Green like Nohoho.
[21:09:18] <Lagnus> Now let's ge-- wait, we were supposed to be looking for Arle.
[21:09:38] <Lagnus> *points at Mitsuki* You can escort him out, I'll look for Arle.
[21:09:42] <Lagnus> (And keep the money.)
[21:09:49] <Mitsuki> Eh? Why?!
[21:09:52] <Mitsuki> I want my damn muffins
[21:10:03] <Nohoho> I sell you fine muffins yes?
[21:10:10] <Nohoho> 10 for $10
[21:10:13] <Mitsuki> Id never buy muffins from a frog
[21:10:21] <Nohoho> Nohohooo ;_;
[21:10:31] <Lagnus> *tap foot*
[21:10:34] <Lagnus> Well get going
[21:10:43] <Lagnus> Or I'll stab you with my magical sword of doom
[21:10:51] <Mitsuki> Noo, not that
[21:10:54] <Mitsuki> Anything but that!#
[21:11:12] <Mitsuki> *Escorts Nohoho the hell out of there*
[21:11:17] <Nohoho> 4
[21:11:19] <Mitsuki> 4
[21:11:35] <Satan> Now that you've released my hostage, are you satisfied??
[21:11:41] <Lagnus> No!
[21:11:47] <Lagnus> How would I be satisfied!
[21:11:50] <Lagnus> I'm trying to find Arle here!
[21:11:58] <Satan> WELL SHE'S NOT HERE YOU DOPE!
[21:12:07] <Keiji> asdfasdojsdfinjsdfuo
[21:12:11] <Keiji> lolz
[21:12:48] <Lagnus> But-- I swear I heard her voice...
[21:13:01] <Keiji> 10 89
[21:13:03] <Satan> Oh? And did she say how much she loved me?
[21:13:09] <Lagnus> ...
[21:13:19] <Lagnus> That's a lie and you know it, Satan.
[21:13:25] <Lagnus> Just like all this muffin bullshit.
[21:14:17] <Satan> Of course it's bullshit! Why the hell would Arle steal muffins and sell them for profit just to piss that Witch off?? That's low even for her!!
[21:14:28] <Satan> But it's not like I have her locked up in here or anything!
[21:14:36] <Lagnus> So you admit you took her.
[21:15:09] <Satan> I demand you leave at once! O-Or I'll...I'll use my scary dark arts against you!
[21:15:17] <Arle Nadja> 3
[21:15:20] <Arle Nadja> [Faintly...]
[21:15:24] <Arle Nadja> Lag...nus...?
[21:15:42] <Arle Nadja> *plink plink*
[21:15:51] <Arle Nadja> Aaah... Don't tug on my chains Jan-sama...
[21:15:54] <Arle Nadja> 4
[21:16:12] <Lagnus> ...
[21:16:23] <Satan> Ahahahahaha what was that strange sound? I think my toilet is plugged again! Damn plumbing
[21:16:49] <Lagnus> either I'm hearing things, or you not only kidnapped her but turned her into your pet's pet.
[21:17:19] <Satan> 6 c-'2'+'6'
[21:17:35] <Keiji> 10 89
[21:17:46] <Satan> Alright! So maybe I did kidnap her! What are YOU going to do about it, kid??
[21:17:56] <Satan> Stab me with your "magic sword of doom???"
[21:17:59] <Lagnus> I'm going to un-kidnap her!
[21:18:16] <Lagnus> Which happens to involve stabbing you with my magic sword of doom, yes!
[21:18:19] <Lagnus> Hya!
[21:18:20] <Lagnus> *miss*
[21:18:36] <Satan> Ha! You've missed me!
[21:18:47] <Lagnus> Hya!
[21:18:50] <Satan> It seems you're rather rusty. Juggernaut!!
[21:18:50] <Lagnus> *miss the other side*
[21:18:56] <Lagnus> Damn, this kid's body...
[21:19:09] <Satan> *The juggernaut meteors come flying at him*
[21:19:30] <Lagnus> *Too busy thinking about how this body is like trying to drive on the wrong side of the road in a foreign country*
[21:19:36] <Lagnus> *Gets hit by all the meteors*
[21:19:38] <Lagnus> x_x
[21:20:03] <Satan> Bwahahahahaha!! Foolish child! No one can defeat the King of the Abyss!
[21:20:16] <Lagnus> ...
[21:20:29] <Satan> Now, get the hell out of my castle!
[21:20:40] <Lagnus> I'll... be back... *Gets the hell out of his castle*
[21:20:56] <Lagnus> 4
[21:21:02] <Satan> It's so good to be the primary antagonist for once~
[21:21:16] <Arle Nadja> 3
[21:21:25] <Satan> No god damn Angols or Ecolos or imposter Arles to get in my way
[21:21:25] <Arle Nadja> *Heard the booms.* Is everything alright up there?
[21:21:40] <Arle Nadja> *plink plink, plink plink plink*
[21:21:46] <Arle Nadja> Aahh... It tickles...
[21:22:02] <Satan> *He walks down to where he's hidden Arle away*
[21:22:13] <Arle Nadja> (And where Jan is toying with her)
[21:22:13] <Satan> Don't worry my sweet, the intruders are gone~
[21:22:36] <Jan> 3
[21:22:49] <Jan> *is tickling Arle with a feather*
[21:23:09] <Keiji> ...
[21:23:09] <Keiji> uh
[21:23:14] <Keiji> IT'S THE CHAINS THAT ARE TICKLING HER.
[21:23:19] <Chao> oh
[21:23:21] <Chao> derp
[21:23:31] <Keiji> 10 73
[21:23:38] <Chao> well she's tugging with the chains then
[21:23:46] <Keiji> yes
[21:24:10] <Jan> Jan-Sama is a good girl! I kept Arle distracted all by myself~
[21:24:22] <Arle Nadja> TT_TT
[21:24:46] <Satan> Ah yes, good girl. *he materializes one of Witch's muffins* Here, have another Muffin for your cooperation.
[21:25:04] <Arle Nadja> Noo... give those back to Witch...
[21:25:31] <Jan> It better be good! Jan-Sama doesn't like bad muffins.
[21:25:36] <Jan> *nomnom*
[21:25:48] <Arle Nadja> *watches in despair*
[21:25:54] <Arle Nadja> If only I could use my magic...
[21:26:22] <Satan> *gently tickles Arle's chin* What's the matter Arle? Are my magic shackles cutting off your circulation?
[21:26:34] <Arle Nadja> *pout*
[21:26:42] <Arle Nadja> Don't touch me.
[21:27:06] <Satan> Oh, come now. That's no way to treat your future husband~
[21:27:25] <Arle Nadja> I'll never be your wife
[21:27:46] <Arle Nadja> *quiet* ......maybe Jan's... if you must...
[21:27:53] <Arle Nadja> but never yours!
[21:27:59] <Satan> Oh, but in a few days you will be~ We're getting married♥
[21:28:15] <Arle Nadja> Nom we're not!
[21:28:18] <Arle Nadja> *No,
[21:28:30] <Keiji> Om nom nom, marriage yummy
[21:28:40] <Jan> Yes you are, yes you are! Jan-Sama want's to go to the wedding!
[21:28:43] <Jan> *wants
[21:29:03] <Arle Nadja> .......can't jan-sama be the.. //////
[21:29:23] <Satan> Yes, of course she can be the maid of honor~
[21:29:54] <Jan> Eh? Whaa? Whaaaa?
[21:30:15] <Keiji> 10 106
[21:30:19] <Arle Nadja> Not the maid of honor...
[21:30:50] <Satan> Then what? The flower girl? The officent?
[21:31:15] <Arle Nadja> The... bride... wait... what would that make me... :q
[21:32:13] <Jan> Bride? Jan-Sama does not want to get married! She only wants to go to the wedding!
[21:33:13] <Arle Nadja> Jan-sama... well, I guess I'm okay with not getting married too...
[21:33:35] <Satan> Oooooooh you're getting married alright!
[21:33:57] <Arle Nadja> O-oh... just make your minds up already...
[21:34:06] <Arle Nadja> *clinks the chains attached to her wrists*
[21:34:15] <Keiji> 10 106
[21:34:37] <Satan> Arle! You will be my bride yet! And we shall go on our honey moon in the starry night's sky!
[21:34:57] <Satan> And then we'll live in our honeymoon suite in the pink paradise for all eternity~
[21:35:07] <Arle Nadja> I think I'm going to be sick...
[21:35:37] <Jan> Don't be sick! Only bakas get sick before a wedding! *rustles the chains a little*
[21:35:55] <Arle Nadja> *swings side to side helpless*
[21:35:56] <Arle Nadja> *ly
[21:36:10] <Arle Nadja> Maybe my name is Cirno then...
[21:37:00] <Satan> Well, whatever. Draco should be back from that Wedding Dress modeling contest soon with your dress...Oh it will be the most gorgeous~
[21:37:21] <Jan> And then Jan-Sama will embroider it with diamonds like we planned right??
[21:37:39] <Satan> Yes :3c
[21:37:43] <Arle Nadja> ...;_;
[21:38:25] <Satan> But before that...
[21:38:57] <Jan> I know I know, I have to steal a cake! It should be no problem for Jan-Sama! My magic is so g-r-e-a-t~♥
[21:39:43] <Arle Nadja> ...You don't have to do that, Jan-sama... I would bake one for you
[21:39:48] <Jan> Poof! Poof! Smokey Poof! *in a puff of smoke, Jan has disappeared*
[21:39:52] <Jan> 4
[21:40:00] <Arle Nadja> Noooooooooooo
[21:40:05] <Arle Nadja> Don't leave me alone with him
[21:40:28] <Satan> Now, we're all alone, in a dungeon where no one can hear the sound of our love...Hmmhmmhmm
[21:40:47] <Arle Nadja> *sob*
[21:41:04] <Arle Nadja> *plink, plink*]
[21:41:27] <Chao> (switching back to the protags now?)
[21:41:36] <Keiji> Too sad for you?
[21:41:47] <Chao> No?
[21:41:55] <Keiji> Then why switch lol
[21:42:39] <Satan> Oh Arle, why the fuss~
[21:42:50] <Satan> You're more difficult than ever lately~
[21:42:58] <Arle Nadja> You know I dont like you that way!
[21:43:06] <Arle Nadja> You just force me into all this!
[21:43:14] <Arle Nadja> And you had to go take my magic away so I'm helpless!
[21:43:28] <Satan> B-But honey... ;_;
[21:43:53] <Arle Nadja> Go find someone else to play with already
[21:44:19] <Arle Nadja> I am nobody's toy but Jan's
[21:44:41] <Satan> Bah! And that's all you are to her! A toy! With me, you're so much more~~
[21:44:54] <Arle Nadja> But you're so much less, so
[21:45:07] <Arle Nadja> I don't mind if I'm only a toy to her...
[21:45:23] <Satan> You'd rather be a toy to be played with in a dungeon than living in a beautiful honeymoon estate with me??
[21:45:32] <Arle Nadja> Yes, actually, yes I would
[21:45:41] <Satan> ;_;
[21:45:50] <Arle Nadja> If the rest of my life was Jan playing with helpless me in these chains in this dungeon
[21:46:06] <Arle Nadja> I'd be way happier than being anywhere with you.
[21:46:49] <Satan> I'll make you see yet, Arle! But for now, my kokoro is brokoro...
[21:47:04] <Satan> I suppose you need some time alone to think about it, so.
[21:48:14] <Arle Nadja> (thinking/yes! please leave me alone... better still bring back Jan..)
[21:49:00] <Keiji> 10 0
[21:49:26] <Satan> *He slowly slumps towards the exit of the room, looking back at her with the saddest eyes he can make, and then slamming the door shut angrily*
[21:49:38] <Satan> 4
[21:50:07] <Arle Nadja> (Yay! He's gone! For now...)
[21:50:08] <Arle Nadja> 4
[21:50:31] <Keiji> In case you're wondering.
[21:50:46] <Keiji> No, she's not some inexplicable crush on Jan.
[21:51:26] <Keiji> But Jan's WAY better than Satan as far as she's concerned, and without her magic in his dungeon... there's not much other choice. :<
[21:51:39] <Chao> :c
[21:52:01] <Keiji> So she's pretending to love Jan instead
[21:52:32] <Keiji> But the only person she's succeeded in fooling into thinking that seems to be herself... :I
[21:52:55] <Keiji> Poor Arle. How'd she lose her magic anywaY
[21:52:57] <Keiji> y?
[21:53:02] <Keiji> Welp, meanwhile...
[21:53:20] <Keiji> What's next for the Mitsuki/Lagnus shenanigans?
[21:53:41] <Keiji> Oh yeah, if you're wondering about that name. I got bored of Witch having an unimaginative name
[21:53:56] <Keiji> so I figured Mitsuki was her real name all along and everyone just called her Witch because they don't care
[21:54:07] <Keiji> Nobody wants to call her by her real name, isn't it sad
[21:54:32] <Chao> I suppose now that they know Satan has something to do with Arle's disappearance, they're probably off trying to figure out how to return Lagnus' body to it's normal size so they can ambush his castle properly.
[21:56:10] <Keiji> More like they split up and find some other characters to have shenanigans with
[21:56:23] <Chao> That too I suppose
[21:57:26] <Schezo Wegey> 3
[21:58:36] <Schezo Wegey> *seems to be enjoying himself while taking a stroll through town* Haha, no one's been around to call me a pervert in months and I get freebies by flashing the Dark Sword. This is great!
[21:58:56] <Mitsuki> 3
[21:59:06] <Schezo Wegey> At this rate I'll become the most feared dark wizard in no time!
[21:59:10] <Mitsuki> Hey, Mega-Pervert-san!♥
[21:59:13] <Mitsuki> Long time no see~
[21:59:52] <Schezo Wegey> Ah, it's Pervert-san number two. It's certainly been awhile...
[22:00:24] <Mitsuki> ...I thought you'd get mad at me breaking your months-long no-pervert-calling spree.
[22:00:31] <Mitsuki> But this is fine too♥
[22:00:44] <Schezo Wegey> Oh, I am...but it's Witch and not Arle, so it's totally okay.
[22:01:22] <Schezo Wegey> Anyway, what brings you to a boring sleepy town like this? I've heard about a muffin thief in recent months...
[22:01:48] <Schezo Wegey> Y-You're not here to steal the muffins are you?? They're on sale today!
[22:02:09] <Mitsuki> Steal them?!
[22:02:15] <Mitsuki> Ho-hold on.
[22:02:21] <Mitsuki> Arle's the muffin thief, not me!
[22:02:28] <Mitsuki> And...
[22:02:34] <Mitsuki> My name's Mitsuki, yees!
[22:02:35] <Mitsuki> h
[22:02:40] <Mitsuki> Can't anyone get that right at least?
[22:03:22] <Schezo Wegey> Okay, Mitsuki. I'm not sure why the hell Arle would steal muffins, but that would certainly explain her disappearance...
[22:03:39] <Schezo Wegey> Is she perahps hoarding them from us?
[22:04:09] <Mitsuki> (--Wow, someone caught on straight away... Oh well, it is Schezo♥)
[22:04:29] <Mitsuki> Sorry, I've been a bit on edge since I've not been able to eat my muffins
[22:05:02] <Mitsuki> Maybe she does want to do something more than just sell them...
[22:05:37] <Schezo Wegey> Maybe she's even eating them all...just to piss us off and devoid us of a good pastry flavor. That little wench...
[22:05:57] <Mitsuki> Oh!
[22:06:01] <Mitsuki> Did you see the million yen muffin?
[22:06:05] <Mitsuki> That thing's amazing!!
[22:06:30] <Mitsuki> It's so beautiful I want to buy it for... err, you!
[22:06:31] <Mitsuki> ♥
[22:06:40] <Mitsuki> But where the hell would I get a million yen...
[22:06:56] <Schezo Wegey> Where could we find a million yen...
[22:07:35] <Mitsuki> Well, I've gotta show you it anyway.
[22:07:37] <Mitsuki> Hop on!
[22:07:43] <Mitsuki> *BROOMSTICK ZOOMSTICK**
[22:07:44] <Schezo Wegey> *hops on*
[22:07:49] <Mitsuki> ...
[22:07:50] <Mitsuki> OH!
[22:07:52] <Mitsuki> MY
[22:07:55] <Mitsuki> ...
[22:08:07] <Mitsuki> *The shop window all smashed and the prized muffin is gone!*
[22:08:13] <Mitsuki> IT WAS HERE LAST TIME!
[22:08:14] <Schezo Wegey> W-What is this?!
[22:08:19] <Mitsuki> She must have just taken it!
[22:08:22] <Mitsuki> She can't be far...
[22:08:27] <Schezo Wegey> The Million Yen Muffin has been stolen! That little bitch!
[22:08:47] <Schezo Wegey> WE'LL GET YOU YET ARLE!
[22:09:23] <Schezo Wegey> *He hurriedly gets back on the Zoomstick eager to chase Arle*
[22:09:58] <Auriol> 3
[22:10:13] <Auriol> *Suddenly comes into view with the MYM*
[22:10:20] <Auriol> oh no~ You caught me... ;_;
[22:10:24] <Mitsuki> Arle!
[22:10:32] <Mitsuki> I KNEW you'd been going round stealing muffins!
[22:10:41] <Schezo Wegey> Y-You! Give us what we desire! *points his Dark Sword at her*
[22:10:57] <Auriol> Nu-u-uh~!
[22:11:05] <Auriol> This tasty treat's all mine now~
[22:11:15] <Auriol> *8-dash outta there*
[22:11:23] <Mitsuki> *CHASEstick!*
[22:11:30] <Schezo Wegey> *Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!*
[22:11:37] <Schezo Wegey> She's not getting away so easily!
[22:11:51] <Mitsuki> We have proof it's Arle now though!!
[22:12:01] <Mitsuki> WE SAW IT WITH OUR OWN EYES
[22:12:03] <Mitsuki> ALL FOUR OF THEM
[22:12:06] <Mitsuki> NE? NE?!
[22:12:11] <Schezo Wegey> INDEED WE HAVE!
[22:12:21] <Schezo Wegey> NOW SHE'LL BE IN MAGIC PRISON FOR THE REST OF HER DAYS
[22:12:38] <Schezo Wegey> No more stealing precious things from perverts!
[22:12:45] <Auriol> *But, somehow, D.Arle gets awy
[22:12:50] <Auriol> away*
[22:12:52] <Auriol> 4
[22:12:58] <Patchouli> 3
[22:13:04] <Patchouli> Oi bakayarou
[22:13:14] <Patchouli> You say I'm colorblind
[22:13:19] <Patchouli> you can't tell the difference between red and blue
[22:13:24] <Patchouli> That was clearly not Ar-
[22:13:41] <Mitsuki> MOVE IT BOOKWORM
[22:13:50] <Patchouli> Mukyu!
[22:13:52] <Patchouli> 4
[22:14:06] <Mitsuki> What the hell was she talking about anyway.
[22:14:11] <Mitsuki> Clearly nothing important.
[22:14:18] <Mitsuki> Cmon, we've gotta take our findings to the Magic Police
[22:14:35] <Schezo Wegey> Indeed. She was just a stall for time. We must turn her in.
[22:14:47] <Schezo Wegey> I should've known all this time there was something indecent about her.
[22:14:55] <Mitsuki> Hehehe... "indecent"
[22:15:03] <Mitsuki> ☆
[22:15:25] <Schezo Wegey> What're you giggling about, Mitsuki
[22:16:07] <Mitsuki> You'd giggle about it too you know
[22:16:25] <Mitsuki> *ZOOMnic*
[22:17:20] <The Infomaniac> 3
[22:17:26] <The Infomaniac> *Your local cop*
[22:17:36] <Schezo Wegey> *He furrows a brow*
[22:17:37] <The Infomaniac> Well! What, where, who, when and why?
[22:17:47] <Schezo Wegey> What an odd fellow...
[22:17:57] <Mitsuki> You get used to him
[22:18:01] <Mitsuki> Oisu!
[22:18:12] <Mitsuki> We just saw that Arle steal another muffin!
[22:18:15] <Mitsuki> And not just any muffin!
[22:18:21] <Mitsuki> THE MILLION YEN MUFFIN!
[22:18:23] <Schezo Wegey> It was the Million Yen Muffin!
[22:18:38] <The Infomaniac> The Million Yen Muffin?!
[22:18:41] <The Infomaniac> Oh goodness!
[22:19:06] <The Infomaniac> And it was only just in the press about how it was made so delicately...
[22:19:20] <The Infomaniac> And then to end up in a low security store like that...
[22:19:20] <Schezo Wegey> So I read...;_;
[22:19:24] <The Infomaniac> Ah, tis a tragic tale is it not
[22:19:35] <The Infomaniac> But never fear, you can change flowers!
[22:19:46] <The Infomaniac> Not that that has to do with anything...
[22:20:09] <Schezo Wegey> Not unless you can CHANGE flowers into an Arle catching trap.
[22:20:20] <Mitsuki> Uh, yes, maybe it'd help if I could change your hat into the million yen muffin, and vice versa for what Arle's running off with
[22:20:32] <The Infomaniac> You mean like this? *Suddenly, million yen muffin hat*
[22:20:35] <Mitsuki> :O!
[22:20:38] <Schezo Wegey> :O
[22:20:41] <Mitsuki> *Takes the MYM off his head*
[22:20:45] <Mitsuki> *It changes back into the hat*
[22:20:47] <Mitsuki> D:
[22:20:55] <Schezo Wegey> Confound it...
[22:20:56] <The Infomaniac> Of course, it only works while it's on my head.
[22:21:18] <Schezo Wegey> Then we'll have to use you as a table.
[22:21:21] <The Infomaniac> Well, thank you for the information in any case!
[22:21:33] <The Infomaniac> Run along now, and go say hi to my old friend CC1000 for me.
[22:21:37] <The Infomaniac> 4
[22:22:09] <Schezo Wegey> The people running our local facilities these days...
[22:22:29] <Schezo Wegey> It's no wonder they need a proficient magicians like us to keep them running.
[22:22:44] <Schezo Wegey> Otherwise that muffin thief would be running rampant.
[22:23:33] <Schezo Wegey> But now what're we gonna eat without that muffin or a million yen?
[22:23:50] <Nohoho> 3
[22:23:59] <Nohoho> I sell you fine Curry yes?
[22:25:01] <Nohoho> Most delicious curry! Only $40! Fine quality, very good, very hohohot!
[22:25:21] <Mitsuki> Meh
[22:25:25] <Mitsuki> Arle put me off curry for life
[22:25:31] <Mitsuki> So outta here
[22:25:37] <Mitsuki> Besides
[22:25:45] <Mitsuki> You shoulda given me that $1000
[22:25:56] <Nohoho> Fine! I take my fine food elsewhere!
[22:26:00] <Nohoho> *storms off*
