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| - | :A girl who loves and trusts her parents, but is very hard for anyone else to earn her trust, and is not interested in relationships. Does well in school, but spends most of her time playing games or on the internet where she is very random and crazy. Easily makes friends online, unlike in real life. Is too talented for her own good. [[User:KasaneTeto]] is an example. | + | :A girl who loves and trusts her parents, but is very hard for anyone else to earn her trust, and is not interested in relationships. Does well in school but can be irritable there, but spends most of her time playing games or on the internet where she is very random and crazy. Easily makes friends online, unlike in real life. Is too talented for her own good. [[User:KasaneTeto]] is an example. |
== Anatomy == | == Anatomy == | ||
Revision as of 09:28, 28 July 2009
Girls are the only awesome humans in existence. If you are reading this page, you most likely have never seen, touched or heard a girl before.
Variants
- The Bitch
- The bitch is an abrasive girl. She's quite loud and never gives you a chance to talk, and often hangs around other bitches, in a group often called a Whore Circle.
- Not all is bad, however. Bitches can be quite strong and are sometimes very hawt. However, the majority of bitches are just annoying - and you can find them everywhere.
- The Friend-type
- The friend-type is a friendly form of girl, often spending their time around other friendly folks. Most friend-types are open to new friends at all times, but follow the typical friend rules of society.
- The friend-type is common.
- The Shy-type
- A rare form of girl, called the Shy-type, is often only found on the internet or outside of your own reach. Although often kind to her friends, she doesn't want to hear you, she doesn't want to see you, and she doesn't want to know who you are.
- In order to befriend a shy-type, you must look to her friends. She likely has at least a couple friend-type friends and maybe a couple male friends. If you befriend them, you can use the weak link between you and them to breach their network. But be careful! If you go too far too fast, or do not take no as no, you could end up on the wrong side of a costly lawsuit or worse, have a reputation preventing you from meeting other shy-type.
- Surprisingly, shy-types are consistently extremely horny and will often desire to fuck anything that moves. However, due to their extreme shyness, they never get the chance to.
- The excluded
- Excluded girls are simply friend-types who are unable to be friends with other friend-types because of friend rules.
- The smart-type
- A girl who loves and trusts her parents, but is very hard for anyone else to earn her trust, and is not interested in relationships. Does well in school but can be irritable there, but spends most of her time playing games or on the internet where she is very random and crazy. Easily makes friends online, unlike in real life. Is too talented for her own good. User:KasaneTeto is an example.
Anatomy
As you probably don't know, girls do not have penises. Instead, they have vaginas, a self-production machine that takes fluids from the penis to create an offspring. As well, girls have improved nipples that actually work.
Girls are also better at fapping. Because of their highly superior reproductive system, they can continuously orgasm and make use of many stimulants at once. The female process of fapping is actually so hawt that it is often a source of male fap material.
As a downside, some people are so desperate that they use force to perform sex with the said organs onto their prey. Also known as rape, cheating, cutting-in-line, and surprise sex, this process is highly regarded as complete bullshit and people who do it were probably not supposed to be born with dicks.
