Maguro Sasaki (EntityTopic, 8)

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<[#infobox
   [type character]
   [gender male]
   [kanji ささきまぐろ]
   [romaji Sasaki Maguro]
   [box 125]
   [color Purple]
   [item Kendama]
   [origin Suzuri]
   [designer Sonic_Team]
   [created 2009]
   [series Puyo]
]>

'''Maguro''', also affectionately referred to as '''Tuna-Boy''', is among new characters introduced in [[Puyo Puyo 7]]. He is a lanky, well dressed boy with [[emo|bangs that cover his eyes]] and a [[Happy face|menacing grin]]. At first, many speculated his long shaggy hair was a cap, and that he would turn out to be an [[emofag]]. However, he was just simply a nutty trendy, adding even more [[lulz]] to the world of [[Puyo]]. The real [[question mark|question]] though is why the hell the [[fish monger]]'s son is trying to be some [[wealthy wannabe]].

== In Puyo Puyo 7 ==
Maguro actually had very limited appearances in the game's story. At first, he only shows up to be [[OMG]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] every time [[Ringo]] ran into [[Skeleton T|something]]. He only appeared shortly later for a quick match against Ringo just to get in her way while she was trying to [[save the world]] from [[Ekoro]]. What an [[ass]] of him!

In terms of gameplay, Maguro is basically nothing more than a beefed up <s>[[Dongurigaeru]]</s>acorn [[frog]]. This combined with the above, makes him the second most worthless character to be introduced. His fellow peers [[Dark Arle]] and [[Risukuma]] have the [[gal]] to help him keep that spot by being even more useless than him.

== In [[Puyo Puyo!! 20th Anniversary]] ==
Maguro joins the fun in [[Primp]] after his "buddy" Risukuma (and probably [[Ekoro]]) accidently sends him there. Here, he apparently becomes famous for his good looks and everyone wants to see his [[you-know-what]]. However, Maguro refrains, even to [[Rider]], because apparrently his [[you]]-know-what will probably kill you from being good looking. So, of course, everyone chases Maguro [[All across the Neptune|all across the Primp]] just to get a glimpse at his you-know-which, even Suketoudara (jealousy) and Risukuma (even more jealousy). All these intimate, inappropriate conversations between Maguro and Ringo about his you-know-what makes Ekoro extremely jealous, so Ekoro sets out to kill Maguro and steal his you-know-what for himself. However, this fails, and Ekoro returns to the shadows to make another excuse to touch Ringo.

== In [[Compile Worlds]] ==
Maguro shared a similarly abridged screen time in CW, appearing only in {{Episode|10}} so far. He basically appeared and confirmed he and Ringo were both dumped in [[Primp]] at about the same time, though Maguro had been wandering around while the former was off doing [[ADMA]] business. Ringo introduced Maguro as a [[socialite]] she brought with her on shopping trips to give her "fashion advice". She humorously teases him by calling him "Tuna Boy", which irritates him. After more teasing, he was promptly [[burn|ignited]] by [[Draco]]. He then vanished into thin air after the duel with Ekoro on the [[Floating Island]] began.

== Trivia ==
*Maguro's page hasn't even been rewritten yet. [[Derp]].