Delia Ketchum (EntityTopic, 7)
From Compile Worlds
Delia Ketchum (Hanako in Japanese versions) is only the most kick ass mom on the entire planet, despite the fact she is the mother of Ash Ketchum, whom is not quite as kick ass. Despite the fact that she is practically surrounded by Pokémon, the only one she has is a Mr. Mime called Mimey. Mimey is also pretty cool, and because he is owned by Delia, that automatically makes him kickass too, even though Ash being her son doesn't automatically make him so, much to the point that she notices Pikachu before noticing him. Now, enough about her un-cool son, and more about Delia herself.
Cooking
Delia is very infamous for her Kickass cooking. It's rumoured she may be the best general cook on the whole damn planet, maybe even better than Arle Nadja, whom can only seem to make Curry, which is still awesome, though. Her home made meals are nothing short of excellent, and has even outclassed Brock in this category. Their lose. Anyway, Delia's specialty, however, are her infamous confectionery masterpieces. Her brownies, cakes, cookies, pies, and more are all just swiped away from her hands the moment she pulls them from the oven. Yeah, their that good. It's a wonder Honchkrow Enterprises hasn't hired her at their restaurant yet.
Love Life?!
There is a rumor that Professor Oak is in love with Delia. This rumor was confirmed to be true, although nobody knows if Oak wants the whole shebang, or weather he just wants to get under her skirt. Delia, in her happy kickass way, doesn't seem to notice. The two do make a cute couple though, and may plan on Marrying each other should Delia notice the affection and return it. Delia however, seems perfectly fine alone, after all, her kid is practically taken care of for her, and her house work is done by Mimey.
A computer virus once gave several computers porno pictures of Delia and many other vulnerable, sexy female Pokémon trainers. One of these computers included Gary Oak's altough nobody knows if he actually viewed it or not.
Experience in battling
While at first it appears that neither Mimey or Delia could be of any good battle experience, Delia very much kicks ass in this department. She can be seen numerous times with Mimey, pulling off stunts that could make her sons rivals turn green with envy(and promptly make fun of him afterwords). She even chased away Butch and Cassidey, a feat which her son can barely do himself.
In the original version of Pikachu and Squirtle, after being possessed by a certain Wigglytuff, Delia is also capable of inflicting great physical damage with her own hands. Of course, you have to consider the prospect of being possessed and being forced to wear a claw, but you get the point...right?
Pokemon and Puyo Puyo Fever
Chao and Son-X have devised a hilarious Pokemon themed parody of Puyo Puyo! 15th Anniversary, and with it have animated several scenes. Delia appears in many of them, mostly because she is the one giving out the awards.
