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Minecraft is an indie web game written in Java which involves mining and crafting, and building swastikas over your Jewish friends' creations when they're not looking. It's reminiscent of RuneScape (which is bad,) but you can play single player if you want to (which is bad for your social life,) and you can build literally anything you want (given tools, time and courage, the entire map can be made into whatever you like, which is great if you have assburgers). It's also extremely scary, even when the difficulty is set to Peaceful, and it is not recommended to play the game at night or in the dark. Caution: May induce fear of darkness, fear of water, fear of heights, fear of spiders, and fear of suddenly looking behind you to see a sheep in your house.

Minecraft is best known for its fast Java-based engine and tendency to attract completely normal people 3/3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkkyKZVzughttp://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37042http://3dsforums.com/lounge-2/minecraft-3ds-fourms-1906/. Despite this, the game has fostered some criticism, mainly from Call of Duty faggots players who can't find the explosives and lack of entertainment they once found in Call of Duty. It is recommended that those people immediately delete all of their rap music and give up at life.

What's the best part of Minecraft? Nothing, because everything about it is awesome. It's even Turing-complete, so you could theoretically program it to emulate things, but it turns out that you can't really fit that much redstone in the 300x300 area that's actually loaded at any one time. How to avoid redstone clocks (and minecarts) randomly freezing up when you go too far away from them is quite an open problem.

Minecraft now gets thousands of sales every day, giving its author (I mean, his company) a ridiculous income of around 100,000 per day. You jelly yet?

Quotes from Typical Minecraft Players

  • Minecraft is like sex... I can't get either without paying or doing something illegal. And I don't have any money.
  • When I was younger, I would dream about roaming around in my own Lego worlds.

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