Princess Elise (EntityTopic, 7)

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Princess Elise III is arguably the single biggest mistake of a character Sonic Team ever created. She promotes bestiality and all sorts of nasty things by being Sonic the Hedgehog's primary love interest in the Sonic 360 prototype. She also creates an annoying Princess Peach cliche by forcing you to carry her throughout the levels and getting held hostage in ~~Bowser's Castle~~ Eggman's Base. They justify this all by making her the center of the plot, where the fire demon Iblis has been sealed inside her soul. Crying would apparently release Iblis, so Mephiles, Iblis' mind, kills Sonic to make Elise cry, releasing his body and therefore allowing him to become whole again. Elise finally does something useful when she erases the events of the entire game from history. Thus, none of this god-awful fanfiction-esque bullshit never happened.

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-'''Princess Elise III''' is some [[bitch]] that owns a city called [[Solenna]] in [[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)]]. She was created to make [[Amy Rose]] jealous and to give [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] some annoying love interest, but it created a [[Princess Peach]] [[cliche]]-type situation with an [[evil]] [[SEGA]]-twist instead. <s>This situation involved an 'OMG the princess got taken to [[Eggman]]'s castle! Sonic save her' type story, with [[stupid]] [[fuck]]ing time travel aspects thrown in.</s> Thankfully, Sonic erased history at [[the game]]'s conclusion, so it was also like Elise never existed. Thank the [[Ceiling Cat]].
+'''Princess Elise III''' is arguably the single biggest mistake of a character [[Sonic Team]] ever created. She promotes [[bestiality]] and all sorts of nasty things by being [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s '''primary [[love interest]]''' in the [[Sonic 360 prototype]]. She also creates an annoying [[Princess Peach]] [[cliche]] by forcing you to carry her throughout the levels and getting held hostage in <s>[[Bowser's Castle]]</s> [[Eggman's Base]]. They justify this all by making her the center of the plot, where the fire demon [[Iblis]] has been sealed inside her soul. Crying would apparently release Iblis, so [[Mephiles]], Iblis' mind, kills Sonic to make Elise cry, releasing his body and therefore allowing him to [[Solaris|become whole again]]. Elise finally does something useful when she erases the events of the entire game from history. Thus, none of this god-awful [[fanfiction]]-esque bullshit never happened.
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