Petey Piranah (EntityTopic, 7)

From Compile Worlds

Petey Piranah is a walking, bikini-wearing piranah plant that first appeared in Super Mario Sunshine, and has been a shoe-in of the Mario series since. He belongs to Bowser's Army as one of the head generals, altough Kamek believes he has no right to such a title. In the end, Petey, as well as his friend, King Boo, often get Bowser into massive amounts of trouble from their fails.

Personality

Petey is a fully-fledged gangsta. He's got the words, and the big guns to back them up. He strongly dislikes the heroes, is especially not too fond of Daisy and her group of sluts called the Power Flower!. Rapping, Tagging, and mobbing are some of his passions. Petey also shows up to be a bad-ass kart racer at the frequently held Mario Kart GPs, although changed rules have banned him from entering single-seater-kart races.

Appearances

New Super Mario Show

Usually, Petey and King Boo appear to cause mischief and mayhem in Mushroom Kingdom, rarely ever actually doing so according to Bowser's whims and lols. They usually mob fast food restaurants (Once causing Kamek to lose his job at a McDonalds), rob banks, kill police officers INSIDE their office, mass murder innocent civilians, prison break, and other things. They often frequently appear in court or prision for such felonies and it is a common gag for a character to call the FBI on them; they always seem to be wanted.

Petey infrequently shows up as a member of the jury of the Mushroom Court, often working against the defendant in question. His frequent cursing leads to battles of wits between him and Judge Paratroopa, but regardless has managed to keep his job. Petey also records singles inside Bowser's Castle, apparently dealing with an unknown record label. Petey and King boo also show up in the various kart racing gigs to cause even more hilarious chaos.

It is unknown weather Petey or his associates are on Bowser's Employment Benefits or not, since they annoy Bowser more than help him.

Quotes

• "Well shit, if your gonna be like dat about it..."
• "Why won't you die, bitch?!"
• "Who's the bitch with the frilly voice scream'n about her vagina?"
• "Shit I need a dolly...Man his ass is heavy"
• "A spoon, that's what you can dig with."
• "Oh shit! Here comes Bowser, yo! We're gonna diiiiiieee!"
• "Bullshit, your honor"
• "From the F to the U to the C to the K"
• "Hi mama!"