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This image is awesome!

The extremely rare Ceiling Neko. She
watches you masturbate - to her.

tagged since April 30 , 2009

Females account for approximately 50% of the population of the human race. If you are reading this page, you most likely have never seen, touched or heard a female before.

The bitch

The bitch is an abrasive girl. She's quite loud and never gives you a chance to talk, and often hangs around other bitches, in a group often called a Whore Circle. Sometimes, she can also be found with an equally bad boyfriend or such. About a quarter of all richer girls in the world are bitches.

Not all is bad, however. Bitches can be quite strong and are sometimes very hawt. However, the majority of bitches are just annoying - and you can find them everywhere.

Example: Pansy Parkinson

The friend-type

The friend-type is a friendly form of girl, often spending their time around other friendly folks. Most friend-types are open to new friends at all times, but follow the typical friend rules of society. The friend-type is common.

Those friend-types who are unable to be friends with other friend-types because of friend rules are commonly called excluded.

The shy-type

The shy-type is actually a very common type of girl but you hardly ever find them because they always spend their time at home alone, hiding. Often they are only found on the internet. Though usually kind to their few friends, they don't want to associate with anyone else.

In order to befriend a shy-type, you must look to her friends. She likely has at least a couple friend-type friends and maybe a couple male friends.

The smart-type

The geeky subtype of the shy-type, and the more talented. But she's not very quick to share or realize these, being one who secludes herself indoors, spending her time on such things like random craziness on the Internet or reading or such other geekiness. For more information on finding these, see the above.

Example: User:KasaneTeto

The tomboy

Main article: Tomboy

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Tomboy

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+<[#ontology [kind class] [cats People]]>
+{{Awesome image|[[April 30]], [[2009]]|<[#embed [width 210] [height 210] [hash W3WWABSX6JERJRW98ZBZWKX64T]]>|The extremely rare ''Ceiling Neko''. She<br/>watches you [[masturbate]] - to her.}}
-'''Female''' is a state of gender that is [[awesome]]. If you are reading this page, you most likely have never seen, touched or heard a female before.
+'''Females''' account for approximately 50% of the population of the human race. If you are reading this page, you most likely have never seen, touched or heard a female before.
-Females are also the only animal you can [[Sex|kick it off with]] without [[PETA]] getting all up your ass.
+== The bitch ==
+The bitch is an abrasive girl. She's quite loud and never gives you a chance to talk, and often hangs around other bitches, in a group often called a [[Whore Circle]]. Sometimes, she can also be found with an equally bad [[boyfriend]] or such. About a quarter of all richer girls in the world are bitches.
-== Varients ==
+Not all is bad, however. Bitches can be quite strong and are sometimes very [[hawt]]. However, the majority of bitches are just annoying - and you can find them everywhere.
-;The [[Bitch]]
-:The bitch is an abrasive female. She's quite loud and never gives you a chance to talk, and often hangs around other bitches, in a group often called a [[Whore Circle]].
-:Not all is bad, however. Bitches can be quite strong and are sometimes very [[hawt]]. However, the majority of bitches are just annoying - and you can find them everywhere.
-;The Friend-type
-:The friend-type is a friendly form of female, often spending their time around other friendly folks. Most friend-types are open to new friends at all times, but follow the typical [[friend rules]] of society.
-:The friend-type is common.
-;The Shy-type
-:A rare form of Female, called the Shy-type, is often only found on the [[internet]] or outside of your own reach. Although often kind to her friends, she doesn't want to hear you, she doesn't want to see you, and she doesn't want to know who you are.
-:In order to befriend a shy-type, you must look to her friends. She likely has at least a couple friend-type friends and maybe a couple [[male]] friends. If you befriend them, you can use the weak link between you and them to breach their network. But [[The Game|be careful]]! If you go too far too fast, or do not take no as no, you could end up on the wrong side of a costly lawsuit or worse, have a reputation preventing you from meeting other shy-type.
-:Surprisingly, shy-types are consistently extremely [[horny]] and will often desire to [[fuck]] anything that moves. However, due to their extreme shyness, they never get the chance to.
-;The excluded
-:Excluded females are simply friend-types who are unable to be friends with other friend-types because of [[friend rules]].
-== Anatomy ==
+Example: [[Pansy Parkinson]]
-As you probably don't know, Females do not have [[penis]]es. Instead, they have [[vagina]]s, a self-production machine that takes fluids from the penis to create an offspring. As well, females have improved [[nipples]] that actually work.
-Females are also better at [[fapping]]. Because of their highly superior reproductive system, they can continuously [[orgasm]] and make use of many stimulants at once. The female process of fapping is actually so hawt that it is often a source of [[male]] [[fap material]].
+== The friend-type ==
+The friend-type is a friendly form of girl, often spending their time around other friendly folks. Most friend-types are open to new friends at all times, but follow the typical [[friend rules]] of society. The friend-type is common.
-As a downside, some people are so desperate that they use force to perform [[sex]] with the said organs onto their prey. Also known as [[rape]], cheating, cutting-in-line, and surprise sex, this process is highly regarded as complete [[bullshit]] and people who do it were probably not supposed to be born with [[dicks]].
+Those friend-types who are unable to be friends with other friend-types because of friend rules are commonly called ''excluded''.
-[[Category:Genders]]
+== The shy-type ==
-[[Category:Pages containing NSFW text]]
+The shy-type is actually a very common type of girl but you hardly ever find them because they always spend their time at home alone, hiding. Often they are only found on the [[internet]]. Though usually kind to their few friends, they don't want to associate with anyone else.
+In order to befriend a shy-type, you must look to her friends. She likely has at least a couple friend-type friends and maybe a couple [[male]] friends.
+=== The smart-type ===
+The geeky subtype of the shy-type, and the more talented. But she's not very quick to share or realize these, being one who secludes herself indoors, spending her time on such things like random craziness on the [[Internet]] or [[reading]] or such other geekiness. For more information on finding these, see the above.
+Example: [[User:KasaneTeto]]
+== The tomboy ==
+{{Selfref|Main article: [[Tomboy]]}}