User:Ronin Cooper (Meta, EntityTopic, 14)
From Compile Worlds
Ronin Cooper is just this guy, you know? Mostly harmless, but danger can happen. He is not the only hero, he's always doubted, he's always asked why, and that's why he's never been able to succeed at anything. Also, maggots, not to mention a duck. Probably.
He's always AFK (presumably battling the red menace) and never tags the images he uploads (what a jerk!).
Claims that Eevee (along with all of its associated evolutions) is the greatest Pokémon (this is of course, absolute fact).
Builds up for a strong fever, and like many is displeased with some of the changes to the roster in 7 (resto in peace).
Prefers the Little Sprinter type, but won't hesitate to admit that the Jameson is the coolest thing this side of the robocannon.
Knows that this page sucks, but doesn't feel like revising it right now.