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| - | + | '''Zero''' is a [[number]] before [[one]] and after [[negative one]]. Dividing anything by zero causes [[black hole]]s to [[spontaneous]]ly appear somewhere in the world, therefore most processors have safeguards against attempting the operations. Legacy calculators however might still divide by zero; it's recommended you [[flamethrower|dispose of them properly]]. | |
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| + | It's [[rumor]]ed that dividing by zero ''also'' causes [[kitten]]s to spontaneously [[die]], which is yet another reason to never attempt this [[dangerous]] [[feat]]. | ||
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| + | If you divide by zero on an [[Amiga]], a [[Period 5|series of 5 bombs]] will appear on your [[screen]] to let you know that your computer tried to kill a kitten with a black hole. | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:37, 10 October 2011
Zero is a number before one and after negative one. Dividing anything by zero causes black holes to spontaneously appear somewhere in the world, therefore most processors have safeguards against attempting the operations. Legacy calculators however might still divide by zero; it's recommended you dispose of them properly.
It's rumored that dividing by zero also causes kittens to spontaneously die, which is yet another reason to never attempt this dangerous feat.
If you divide by zero on an Amiga, a series of 5 bombs will appear on your screen to let you know that your computer tried to kill a kitten with a black hole.
