Goldfish (EntityTopic, 7)
From Compile Worlds
Goldfish are tasty cheese flavored crackers that you can find in the grocery store. Though their innocent smiley faces make you less tempted to eat them, you should do it anyway. One particular goldfish needs to be eaten anyway.
I guess goldfish are real fish too, and you can find giant ones swimming in ponds in Japan, but they're more known for their relatively short attention span.
Both varieties are gold in color, thus, they are exactly what it says on the tin.