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Wario is a greedy, treasure-hoarding, muscular fat-ass from the Mario series. Despite his grotesque ways (and his ability to kill Sonic with flatulence) he is made of epic win. He's most notable for hijacking Mario's only original platformer for the Gameboy (and subsequently the Gameboy Advance), but he's also found just about over 9000 other ways to up stage the red clad plumber over the years 5/5Dr. Mario 64Wario Land 4Mario PartyMario Kart 64Wario Ware Inc.. He's epic enough to surpass Nintendo and the 4th wall and make his own freaking games. Wario also has a lesser mentioned relative Waluigi.

Major Appearances

Wario Land series

While Wario Land begun with Mario's name in the title, Wario eventually shoe horned it out of the way and paved the way for an awesomesauce series of paltformers. First off all, aside from Wario Land 4 and a certain battle in Wario Land 3, WARIO CANT DIE. Instead, being hurt by enemies makes him power up, often hilariously, and becomes even more amazing. In WL4, Wario was refitted with a silly health meter, but he still must use enemy attacks to power up. ANYWAY, Wario also has a unique objective; rather than rescuing some blonde bimbo or defeating the greatest face in Corodine, Wario must collect every last ounce of treasure in sight. If Wario doesn't get all the treasure, it's because you suck, and therefore the ending will also suck. However, much his to dismay, the treasure is usually cursed and allows the game's antagonist to rule the world 5/5Rudy the ClownGolden DivaBlack JewelShake KingTerrormisu. By collecting the treasure, Wario also inadvertly helps some sexy or loli NPC who tries to seduce him and fails. His most awesome adventure ever is said to be Wario Land 4, though it is not the last.

Wario Ware series

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Minor Appearances

Mario Spin offs

Much like the platforming games, Wario usually shows up in the spin offs just to spite Mario's very boring existence by merely showing up to display his brand of awesome there. In Mario Kart, Wario usually owns the second largest track in the entire game, and also has had a Mario Party board map dedicated to him. On top of that, he also exemplifies badassery in many other ways, such as being able to screw the rules and cheat via his character power.

Super Smash Brothers

Though Wario didn't appear until Brawl, you can still humor yourself and make Mario miserable by forcing him to wear Wario's clothes.

Wario's debut in Brawl was one rejoiced by many. His special moves include being able to ride his bike, eat people whole, fart his opponents into submission, and using some slick Wario Land inspired acrobatics.