Princess Peach (EntityTopic, 7)

From Compile Worlds

Princess Peach Toadstool, or simply Peach, is a main character of the Mario series, and is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She is constantly kidnapped by Bowser, Kamek and other evil entities that plague. Once, she actually was able to kick Bowser's ass personally, but this was only once. Mario is often the one whom saves her from these predicaments, altough usually, Peach likes to take charge in caring for her own kingdom. She is also the kick-ass leader of the heroes in Super Smash Bros., whom struggle against Gannondorf and his fucktons of evil clones.

Personality

Peach is usually polite and benevolent, but sometimes, like Toadette disrupts her peaceful nature to get the point into her thick headed friends. She also seems a bit flimsy in her head, since she is often easily angered, pleased, or saddened, and often is the source of much of the series' emotional conflicts. Peach is usually the first character to produce serious tears in a sad situation. Surprisingly, despite her mental fragileness, she can hold her own quite well. Physically, she is weak, but she is capable of using powerful spells, like Peach Blossom in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Psycho Bomb in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. She can also hover to and fro, and kick some ass with an umbrella. Peach would probably like mushrooms, but avoids eating them to avoid insulting and petrifying her own country.

Appearances

New Super Mario Show

Peach's main role is usually to either serve as the de facto leader of the Mario gang or to be kidnapped/used as a pawn in a villain's scheme. Peach, on the heroes end, is somewhat formidable and has proved her own sometimes. She usually takes charge when Mario and Luigi wont and Toad and Toadette are too busy.

In Super Smash Bros., she is the main heroine of all stories besides the Subspace Emissary, and she teams up with various other series' characters to deal with a variety of villains.

Peach sometimes is relegated to minor roles to let other characters like Toad, Toadette and Rosalina have the spotlight. Occasionally she has been possessed. In one episode, she was actually framed by Judge Paratroopa, Petey Piranah and Kamek for crimes she didn't do, in order to send her to jail long enough to make Bowser insta-usurp the throne from her. Bowser however, would indirectly rule through Judge Paratroopa, whom would willingly be Bowser's puppet leader. In Yoshi's Rampage, she was locked up in the nut-house after being black mailed by Daisy. In yet another episode, Peach was the star, reversing an old curse cast one her family sealed away on Yoshi's Island.

Mario series

Mario

Peach's relationship with Mario was always a rocky one. They were never married, and they never quite got on the right foot. A lot of the time, Peach would end up yelling at Mario and arguing with him more than actually getting along with him. This resulted in Mario's numerous divorces and bannings. Peach however, would eventually bring Mario back in and repeat the vicious cycle. However, now Mario is trying to reform, and Peach has married him to show him she's willing to give him one last chance.

Luigi

Peach, on about 3 different occasions, has fallen in love with Luigi, due to abuse from Mario, and as a result almost ended up marrying Luigi three times. One of these attempts was in Wedding under the Mushroom Moon. However, while Luigi is consistently caring and nice towards Peach, it is her own wavering mind, as well as intervention from the other cast members, that screws everything up.

Wario and Waluigi

Like all other females, Wario and Waluigi just want to simultaneously fuck Peach in a sandwich like manner. Peach is totally oblivious to their attempts. Once however, Peach was successfully kidnapped and raped by the pair.

Bowser

Peach despises Bowser and his constant attempts to usurp her kingdom. However, deep down, Peach sympathizes for Bowser, and has felt she must give him a chance, especially after finding out what a gentle personality his son Lemmy Koopa had. However, Bowser's sexist and sadistic beliefs have prevented Peach from opening up enough to do this.

Smash Bros. series

Falco Lombardi

in Smash Bros., Falco Lombardi is Peach's true love, even though Falco was originally supposed to be her body guard. They have married and been together for most of the series, despite the tragedy of death befalling Falco about ten thousand times and other strains. Usually, Falco is revived before Peach can consider another serious relationship, so she is still attached to him.

Roy

Peach has once kissed Roy, making Falco jealous. While Roy acknowledges Peach and Falco as a couple, he still directs his horny feelings towards her, annoying Falco.

Red

Red also occasionally feels horny for Peach, but is too shy to express it even vaguely as Roy does.

Dark Peach/Psycho Peach

• See Psycho Peach

When Peach was stabbed by the Key of Innocence, it opened her heart, allowing her deep, bottled up feelings of sadness, despair, hatred, and frustration to absorb mass amounts of Dark energy and overrun her body, transforming her into Dark Peach. Dark Peach is overrun by sadness and frustration, leading her to have a desire to give up. The longer the Darkness holds on, the more she becomes Psycho Peach, an even darker Peach whom wants to destroy everything she's been fighting to protect because it will never truly achieve peace and is supposedly viewed as worthless by her friends anyway, and create in it's place, a perfect new world for her to dominate. She wields a sword in either form, but hasn't been seen with it yet. The heroes also have yet to revert her.

Emotional Problems and Relationships

Peach suffers from a great deal of emotional problems in the series long run. This is namely because of Bowser and Mario's sexist and pimp-like treatment from her, but it may have also aroused from having so many men overrun her with horny feelings for her. She is often the target of many males, including Wario and Waluigi, whom just want to simultaneously have sex with her. Daisy at one point even had lesbian feelings for Peach, and possessed her temporarily to fulfill her selfish desires. Peach also has problems with agreeing to fuck with people, and when ever she does want to fuck, either she has nobody to fuck with or nobody wants to fuck her. However the main emotional problems stem from a lack of a stable relationship with a life partner. You may observe below the numerous relationships Peach has tried to establish over the years.