Petey Piranah (EntityTopic, 7)
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Petey is a fully-fledged [[gangsta]]. He's got the [[word]]s, and the big [[gun]]s to back them up. He strongly dislikes the heroes, is especially not too fond of [[Daisy]] and her group of [[slut]]s called the [[Power Flower!]]. [[Rapping]], [[Tagging]], and [[mobbing]] are some of his passions. Petey also shows up to be a bad-ass kart racer at the frequently held [[Mario Kart GP]]s, although [[Mario Kart GP#Wii|changed rules]] have banned him from entering single-seater-kart races. | Petey is a fully-fledged [[gangsta]]. He's got the [[word]]s, and the big [[gun]]s to back them up. He strongly dislikes the heroes, is especially not too fond of [[Daisy]] and her group of [[slut]]s called the [[Power Flower!]]. [[Rapping]], [[Tagging]], and [[mobbing]] are some of his passions. Petey also shows up to be a bad-ass kart racer at the frequently held [[Mario Kart GP]]s, although [[Mario Kart GP#Wii|changed rules]] have banned him from entering single-seater-kart races. | ||
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| - | === Main role === | + | === [[New Super Mario Show]] === |
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Usually, Petey and King Boo appear to cause [[mischief]] and [[mayhem]] in [[Mushroom Kingdom]], rarely ever actually doing so according to Bowser's [[whim]]s and [[lol]]s. They usually [[mob]] [[fast food restaurants]] (Once causing Kamek to lose his [[job]] at a [[McDonalds]]), [[Bank robbery|rob banks]], kill [[police officer]]s ''INSIDE their office'', mass [[murder]] [[innocent]] [[civilian]]s, [[prison break]], and other things. They often frequently appear in [[court]] or [[prision]] for such felonies and it is a common gag for a character to call the [[FBI]] on them; they always seem to be wanted. | Usually, Petey and King Boo appear to cause [[mischief]] and [[mayhem]] in [[Mushroom Kingdom]], rarely ever actually doing so according to Bowser's [[whim]]s and [[lol]]s. They usually [[mob]] [[fast food restaurants]] (Once causing Kamek to lose his [[job]] at a [[McDonalds]]), [[Bank robbery|rob banks]], kill [[police officer]]s ''INSIDE their office'', mass [[murder]] [[innocent]] [[civilian]]s, [[prison break]], and other things. They often frequently appear in [[court]] or [[prision]] for such felonies and it is a common gag for a character to call the [[FBI]] on them; they always seem to be wanted. | ||
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Petey infrequently shows up as a member of the [[jury]] of the [[Mushroom Court]], often working against the [[defendant]] in question. His frequent cursing leads to battles of wits between him and [[Judge Paratroopa]], but regardless has managed to keep his job. Petey also records singles inside [[Bowser's Castle]], apparently dealing with an unknown record label. Petey and King boo also show up in the various kart racing gigs to cause even more [[hilarious chaos]]. | Petey infrequently shows up as a member of the [[jury]] of the [[Mushroom Court]], often working against the [[defendant]] in question. His frequent cursing leads to battles of wits between him and [[Judge Paratroopa]], but regardless has managed to keep his job. Petey also records singles inside [[Bowser's Castle]], apparently dealing with an unknown record label. Petey and King boo also show up in the various kart racing gigs to cause even more [[hilarious chaos]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:05, 20 April 2009
Petey Piranah is a walking, bikini-wearing piranah plant that first appeared in Super Mario Sunshine, and has been a shoe-in of the Mario series since. He belongs to Bowser's Army as one of the head generals, altough Kamek believes he has no right to such a title. In the end, Petey, as well as his friend, King Boo, often get Bowser into massive amounts of trouble from their fails.
Personality
Petey is a fully-fledged gangsta. He's got the words, and the big guns to back them up. He strongly dislikes the heroes, is especially not too fond of Daisy and her group of sluts called the Power Flower!. Rapping, Tagging, and mobbing are some of his passions. Petey also shows up to be a bad-ass kart racer at the frequently held Mario Kart GPs, although changed rules have banned him from entering single-seater-kart races.
Appearances
New Super Mario Show
Main role
Usually, Petey and King Boo appear to cause mischief and mayhem in Mushroom Kingdom, rarely ever actually doing so according to Bowser's whims and lols. They usually mob fast food restaurants (Once causing Kamek to lose his job at a McDonalds), rob banks, kill police officers INSIDE their office, mass murder innocent civilians, prison break, and other things. They often frequently appear in court or prision for such felonies and it is a common gag for a character to call the FBI on them; they always seem to be wanted.
Other roles
Petey infrequently shows up as a member of the jury of the Mushroom Court, often working against the defendant in question. His frequent cursing leads to battles of wits between him and Judge Paratroopa, but regardless has managed to keep his job. Petey also records singles inside Bowser's Castle, apparently dealing with an unknown record label. Petey and King boo also show up in the various kart racing gigs to cause even more hilarious chaos.
It is unknown weather Petey or his associates are on Bowser's Employment Benefits or not, since they annoy Bowser more than help him.
Quotes
- "Well shit, if your gonna be like dat about it..."
- "Fucking bullshit"
- "Why won't you die, bitch?!"
- "Who's the bitch with the frilly voice scream'n about her vagina?"
- "Shit I need a dolly...Man his ass is heavy"
- "A spoon, that's what you can dig with."
- "Oh shit! Here comes Bowser, yo! We're gonna diiiiiieee!"
- "Bullshit, your honor"
- "From the F to the U to the C to the K"
- "Hi mama!"
