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Gary Oak, not to be interchanged with his game counterpart Blue/Green, is a character in the Pokémon series, particularly, the anime. He is arguably the most infamous example of the obnoxious rival character, having a squad of cheerleaders that will dress inappropriately for him and a red corvet to drive around in. However, as the episodes progressed, he mellowed out into a Pokémon Professor so the writers could put him on a bus to Hell, because, you know, they have to get rid of all the good ones.

Gary is sometimes used as a misnomer for Blue/Green in the games. While it is technically incorrect, it's totally okay according to Chao, because it's a meme. It also sounds like a more natural name, and kind of sounds like "Green". However, Red and Ash should NEVER be named after one another, because we all know Red is better than Ash.

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-'''Gary Oak''' is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for [[Green]], however:
+'''Gary Oak''', not to be interchanged with his game counterpart [[Blue (Trainer)|Blue/Green]], is a [[character]] in the [[Pokémon series]], particularly, the anime. He is arguably the most infamous example of the [[obnoxious]] [[rival]] character, having a squad of [[cheerleader]]s that will dress inappropriately for him and a [[red]] [[corvet]] to drive around in. However, as the episodes progressed, he mellowed out into a [[Pokémon Professor]] so the [[write off|writers could put him on a bus to Hell]], because, you know, they have to get rid of all the [[good ones]].
-{{Read|Gary Oak is [[NOT]] the rival in [[Pokémon 1]] OR <br />the Viridian [[Gym leader]] in [[Pokémon 2]]!!<br />''That is [[Green]]''!! Get that through your heads, [[retard|moron]]s!}}
-Yes, that's right, not even in the Yellow version of Pokémon 1 is Green Gary. [[GET OVER IT!]] He was formerly [[Ash Ketchum]]'s [[rival]], HOWEVER, Gary now wants to be friends with Ash, and we all know Gary is better than Ash on any [[Accord]].
-== Gary! Gary! He's our man! ==
+'''Gary''' is sometimes used as a misnomer for Blue/Green in the games. While it is technically incorrect, [[it's totally okay]] according to [[User:Chao|Chao]], because it's a [[Gary Motherfucking Oak|meme]]. It also sounds like a more natural name, and kind of sounds like "Green". However, [[Red (Trainer)|Red]] and [[Ash]] should NEVER be named after one another, because [[you|we]] ''all'' '''know''' [[Red is better than Ash]].
-Yes, Gary at [[one]] point, did have a [[legion of cheerleaders]] following him everywhere in his lust-worthy [[Red|red]] [[sports car]]. However, since Gary isn't a [[fag]] anymore, the cheerleaders have disappeared, likely obsessing over someone else...or maybe Gary killed them because they were just plain [[annoying]].
-== Why Gary is better than Ash ==
-"Gary was here.
-Ash is a loser."
-First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss.