Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (EntityTopic, 6)

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(It's his full name because just searching plain "Chuck Norris" should lead to a Kawachan:404.)
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'''Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris''' (or Chuck Norris, preferrably) is a [[Understatement|totally cool American martial artist guy]] who's capable of, I dunno, [[over 9000]] cool stuff, like [[Chuck Norris|inabilty to be searched on]] ([www.nochucknorris.com not even by] [[Google]]), making a mountain out of a molehill or winning [[talent show]]s by signing up. Whatever it is he's able to do, it sure involves upping to [[11]] and going beyond the [[impossible]]. Chuck himself says that [[God]] is the only being that surpasses him, and is the main reason why he can up to [[12]]. But we all know he's just faking modesty, now, don't we?
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'''Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris''' (or Chuck Norris, preferrably) is a [[Understatement|totally cool American martial artist guy]] who's capable of, I dunno, [[over 9000]] cool stuff, like [[Chuck Norris|inabilty to be searched on]] ([http://www.nochucknorris.com not even by] [[Google]]), making a mountain out of a molehill or winning [[talent show]]s by signing up. Whatever it is he's able to do, it sure involves upping to [[11]] and going beyond the [[impossible]]. Chuck himself says that [[God]] is the only being that surpasses him, and is the main reason why he can up to [[12]]. But we all know he's just faking modesty, now, don't we?

Revision as of 09:56, 8 January 2011

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (or Chuck Norris, preferrably) is a totally cool American martial artist guy who's capable of, I dunno, over 9000 cool stuff, like inabilty to be searched on (not even by Google), making a mountain out of a molehill or winning talent shows by signing up. Whatever it is he's able to do, it sure involves upping to 11 and going beyond the impossible. Chuck himself says that God is the only being that surpasses him, and is the main reason why he can up to 12. But we all know he's just faking modesty, now, don't we?