Tomato (InstanceTopic, 4)

From Compile Worlds

Tomatos are round red fruits, NOT vegetables, that are commonplace in many grocery store produce sections. They can also be seen growing on vines. Of course, you'd be lying if you said you've never eaten a tomato product before, because they appear even in unlikely places such as pizza. There are also Maximum Tomatoes, which are one of Kirby and King Dedede's favorite foods and restore up to 50% of your vitality! If Kirby eats it, you know it must be good!

The pronunciation of the word Tomato is a controversial subject, as with it's distant cousin, the potato. Some say it as "Toe-May-Toe", and others "Toe-Mah-Toe". A retard might even tell you it's "Too-may-toe", and a hill billy will say it as "Ter-may-ter". It just goes to show how a simple vegetablefruit can utterly slam the English pronunciation system and make us wish we had a more awesome language.