Kirby (EntityTopic, 9)
From Compile Worlds
Kirby is nothing more than a small, cute, pink blob that loves to eat (Tomatoes and watermelons, especially) and sleep. Despite his small structure, he has a freaking powerful inhale that can get over 9000 different things sucked in. He can suck in so much that his stomach is a literal black hole (Useful as storage, too)! Most of the stuff he sucks in can give him ultra powerful powers like being a Tornado! Huzzah! No more boring blob!
In all history of the franchise, animé or games, his young attitude contradicts his luck and pwnage, beating evils as huge as a skyscraper or as small as a mouse.
What a shame Nintendo ruined him with their latest novelty game, where he doesn't eat anything. Nintendo, you're starving him!! Well, if it's any consolation, the ground felt like pants.
