Blueberry muffin (InstanceClass, 3)
From Compile Worlds
Blueberry muffin is Witch's favorite food. In fact, she loves it so much she has sex with it. I'm not sure quite how that works, but it does. In any case, if you want to distract her from something, just give her one of these tasty morsels.
Apparently though, one particular muffin came alive and chased Witch down, causing Witch to have the complete opposite reaction to them; phobia. It was later revealed the muffin was enchanted by an evil entity, presumably Lord Marcus or Ekoro's remains.