Mickey Mouse (EntityTopic, 11)
From Compile Worlds
Mickey Mouse is a silly cartoon animal that's been around since forever ago, after his father lost the mouse's older half-brother. Recently Warren Spector announced that he and his henchmen would be producing a video game for Nintendo's lost cause of a console starring Mickey. Does it suck? Is it really epic? Your choice, bub. Well, it's got nostalgia and badassery, at least. But how's it possible to make a mouse badass? O_O
Well, now that Walt Disney (Yes, talking about both company and man) has made Mickey from jerky lolza to happy, happy nice guy, I doubt that we'll be seeing the mouse get badass someplace else other than the above. No, you can't make a mouse with a large key thing badass!