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| - | '''Kirby''' is nothing more than a small, cute, [[pink]] [[blob]] that loves to eat and sleep. Despite his small structure, he has a freaking powerful inhale that can get [[over 9000]] different things sucked in. He can suck in so much that his stomach is a | + | '''Kirby''' is nothing more than a small, cute, [[pink]] [[blob]] that loves to eat ([[Tomato]]es and watermelons, especially) and sleep. Despite his small structure, he has a freaking powerful inhale that can get [[over 9000]] different things sucked in. He can suck in so much that his stomach is a literal black hole ([[Kirby Squeak Squad|Useful as storage, too]])! Most of the stuff he sucks in can give him ultra powerful powers like being a Tornado! Huzzah! No more boring blob! |
| - | In all history of the franchise, animé or games, his young attitude contradicts his luck and pwnage, beating evils [[Nightmare|as huge as a skyscraper]] or [[ | + | In all history of the franchise, animé or games, his young attitude contradicts his luck and pwnage, beating evils [[Nightmare|as huge as a skyscraper]] or [[Squeak Squad|as small as a mouse]]. |
| - | What a shame [[Nintendo]] ruined him with their latest novelty game, where he doesn't eat anything. Nintendo, you're starving him!! | + | What a shame [[Nintendo]] ruined him with their [[Kirby's Epic Yarn|latest novelty game]], where he doesn't eat anything. Nintendo, you're starving him!! Well, if it's any consolation, the ground felt like pants. |
Revision as of 12:12, 8 April 2011
Kirby is nothing more than a small, cute, pink blob that loves to eat (Tomatoes and watermelons, especially) and sleep. Despite his small structure, he has a freaking powerful inhale that can get over 9000 different things sucked in. He can suck in so much that his stomach is a literal black hole (Useful as storage, too)! Most of the stuff he sucks in can give him ultra powerful powers like being a Tornado! Huzzah! No more boring blob!
In all history of the franchise, animé or games, his young attitude contradicts his luck and pwnage, beating evils as huge as a skyscraper or as small as a mouse.
What a shame Nintendo ruined him with their latest novelty game, where he doesn't eat anything. Nintendo, you're starving him!! Well, if it's any consolation, the ground felt like pants.
