Neptunial calendar (ConceptTopic, 17)
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The week is the official calendar of the Neptune. There are 13 days in each pair of two consecutive weeks, one having six and the other seven days. There are 4,630 of these pairs, known as fortnights, in a year, as the Neptune's year, which is split into 463 ten-fortnight months, is 60,190 days long.
Days of the week
Missing Monday
Missing Monday only occurs in every other week, hence the name. It is therefore rarely Missing Monday, so nothing important happens on these days. Thankfully for us lazy sods, but bad for business, it is not a day of rest, which is the main reason for almost every missed deadline evar.
Happy Tuesday
Happy Tuesday is happy. All good things are said to have first happened on a Happy Tuesday. For example, xm3smps Anniversary Edition was released on April Fools' Day, 2008, which was a Happy Tuesday.
Fanficnesday
Fanficnesday is the second most fun day (next to Caturday) and the second happiest day (next to Happy Tuesday) of the week, and as such many perceive it to be the best day of the week. Every Fanficnesday, the Kumizonian ritual of fanfiction-reading is practiced all across the Neptune.
Fursday
Fursday is the evil day of the week. Originally Thursday, yet still evil, it was invaded by furries and stolen from Satan, who now resides in the past and can only be visited using the TARDIS or, if it even exists, another time-traveling device. Furries are actually not evil themselves, and blame their unfortunate leopard failure at being pushed into the week's evil day for their fursecution.
Firry Friday
Firry Friday was originally Furry Friday. The aforementioned furries were driven out of Firry Friday by their arch-nemeses, the firries. This epic event occured on the Last Thursday.
Caturday
Caturday is the official day of rest and worship to Ceiling Cat and has been so ever since Genesis. Caturdays typically consist of creating, posting and reposting image macros of cats. Non-believers are commonly known to place the emphasis in the middle, instead posting ugly pictures of turds.
Bunday
Bunday is the day of bunnies. As it is less famous than Caturday, it is the second day of rest and used as a wind-down period for calmly posting bunnies after the wild, epic Caturday threads.
