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Epic win

Wario is a greedy, treasure-hoarding, muscular fat-ass from the Mario series. Despite his grotesque ways (and his ability to kill Sonic with flatulence) he is made of epic win. He's most notable for hijacking Mario's only original platformer for the Gameboy (and subsequently the Gameboy Advance), but he's also found just about over 9000 other ways to up stage the red clad plumber over the years 5/5Dr. Mario 64 Wario Land 4 Mario Party Mario Kart 64 Wario Ware Inc.. He's epic enough to surpass Nintendo and the 4th wall and make his own freaking games. Wario also has a lesser mentioned relative Waluigi.

Major Appearances

Wario Land series

While Wario Land begun with Mario's name in the title, Wario eventually shoe horned it out of the way and paved the way for an awesomesauce series of paltformers. First off all, aside from Wario Land 4 and a certain battle in Wario Land 3, WARIO CANT DIE. Instead, being hurt by enemies makes him power up, often hilariously, and becomes even more amazing. In WL4, Wario was refitted with a silly health meter, but he still must use enemy attacks to power up. ANYWAY, Wario also has a unique objective; rather than rescuing some blonde bimbo or defeating the greatest face in Corodine, Wario must collect every last ounce of treasure in sight. If Wario doesn't get all the treasure, it's because you suck, and therefore the ending will also suck. However, much his to dismay, the treasure is usually cursed and allows the game's antagonist to rule the world 5/5Rudy the Clown Golden Diva Black Jewel Shake King Terrormisu. By collecting the treasure, Wario also inadvertly helps some sexy or loli NPC who tries to seduce him and fails. His most awesome adventure ever is said to be Wario Land 4, though it is not the last.

Wario Ware series

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Minor Appearances

Mario Spin offs

Much like the platforming games, Wario usually shows up in the spin offs just to spite Mario's very boring existence by merely showing up to display his brand of awesome there. In Mario Kart, Wario usually owns the second largest track in the entire game, and also has had a Mario Party board map dedicated to him. On top of that, he also exemplifies badassery in many other ways, such as being able to screw the rules and cheat via his character power.

Super Smash Brothers

Though Wario didn't appear until Brawl, you can still humor yourself and make Mario miserable by forcing him to wear Wario's clothes.

Wario's debut in Brawl was one rejoiced by many. His special moves include being able to ride his bike, eat people whole, fart his opponents into submission, and using some slick Wario Land inspired acrobatics.

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-'''Wario''' is a greedy, vulgar fat-ass from the [[Mario series]]. Often the denizens of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] think he is a [[failure]], but secretly he is made of [[epic win]]. He and his brother [[Waluigi]] are never far from each other, and are usually never absent from the distress of the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario's alliance is rather vague, since he tends to joins sides with anybody - especially if a woman of some sexual appeal is available.
+'''Wario''' is a greedy, treasure-hoarding, muscular fat-ass from the [[Mario series]]. Despite his grotesque ways ([[Super Smash Brothers Brawl|and his ability to kill Sonic with flatulence]]) he is made of [[epic win]]. He's most notable for [[Wario Land|hijacking]] [[Mario]]'s only original [[platformer]] for the [[Gameboy]] (and subsequently the [[Gameboy Advance]]), but he's also found just about [[over 9000]] other ways to <[#linkfarm [item [[Dr. Mario 64]]|[[Wario Land 4]]|[[Mario Party]]|[[Mario Kart 64]]|[[Wario Ware Inc.]]] [tpl up stage the red clad plumber over the years]]>. He's epic enough to surpass [[Nintendo]] and the [[4th wall]] and [[Wario Ware Inc. Mega Microgames|make his own freaking games]]. Wario also has a lesser mentioned relative [[Waluigi]].
-Wario often causes ruckus in the Kingdom, but is hardly ever pursued by law-enforcement or otherwise, perhaps particularly because in spite of his greedy, disgusting nature, he has become a prestigious economic figure in the Kingdom. Wario also has a collection of motorcycles, his favorite being of course, the [[Wario Bike]], and also a collection of fancy cars.
+== Major Appearances ==
-== Appearances ==
 === Wario Land series ===
+While Wario Land begun with Mario's name in the title, Wario eventually [[shoe horned]] it out of the way and paved the way for an [[awesomesauce]] series of paltformers. First off all, aside from Wario Land 4 and a certain battle in [[Wario Land 3]], [[invincibility|WARIO CANT DIE]]. Instead, being hurt by [[enemy|enemies]] makes him [[power up]], often hilariously, and becomes even more amazing. In WL4, Wario was refitted with a silly [[health meter]], but he still must use enemy attacks to power up. [[ANYWAY]], Wario also has a unique objective; rather than rescuing some [[Peach|blonde bimbo]] or [[Ganon|defeating the greatest face in Corodine]], Wario must collect every last ounce of treasure in sight. If Wario doesn't get all the treasure, it's because [[you]] suck, and therefore the [[Bad Ending|ending will also suck]]. However, much his to dismay, the treasure is usually cursed and <[#linkfarm [item [[Rudy the Clown]]|[[Golden Diva]]|[[Black Jewel]]|[[Shake King]]|[[Terrormisu]]] [tpl allows the game's antagonist to rule the world]]>. By collecting the treasure, Wario also inadvertly helps some [[sexy]] or [[loli]] [[NPC]] who tries to seduce him and [[fail]]s. His most awesome adventure ever is said to be Wario Land 4, though it is not the last.
+=== Wario Ware series ===
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+== Minor Appearances ==
+=== Mario Spin offs ===
+Much like the platforming games, Wario usually shows up in the spin offs just to spite Mario's very [[boring]] existence by merely showing up to display his brand of awesome there. In Mario Kart, Wario usually owns the second largest track in the entire game, and also has had a [[Wario's Battle Canyon|Mario Party board map dedicated to him]]. On top of that, he also exemplifies badassery in many other ways, such as being able to [[screw the rules]] and [[cheat]] via his [[character power]].
+=== Super Smash Brothers ===
+Though Wario didn't appear until Brawl, you can still humor yourself and make Mario miserable by forcing him to wear Wario's clothes.
-=== WarioWare series ===
+Wario's debut in Brawl was one rejoiced by many. His special moves include being able to [[Wario Bike|ride his bike]], eat people whole, [[fart]] his opponents into submission, and using some [[slick]] Wario Land inspired [[acrobatics]].
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-=== [[Super Smash Bros.]] ===
-Wario is unusually benevolent in the Smash movies, often lending a hand to Peach in her constant struggles against [[Ganondrof]], [[Jigglypuff]], Kamek and the [[n00bn8tor]], among others. He is also shown running [[WarioWare Inc.]] more often here, and often pranks people whom order pizza from [[Mona Pizza]], which surprisingly hasn't cost [[Mona]] her job....yet. However, Wario still pulls crude humor and dirty jokes, annoying the other cast members, especially [[Red]], whom is frustrated by not being able to understand his innuendos.
-== [[Mario Party]] and Recreational life ==
-Wario and Waluigi are quite active in community get-togethers and other recreational activities. Particularly, sports, like Golf, Tennis, and Baseball, or Mario Party seem to be the most interesting to Wario and Waluigi. In Tennis, they often dominate the courts, even knocking around star players like Mario, Peach and [[Alex]] at the top of their game. They have won nearly every tournament Peach has held, making Peach conservative about scheduling further tourneys, due to the fact that no one can have fun while Wario and Waluigi are around crushing everybody. They also seem to be talented baseball players. As such, [[Bowser]] places them on his team to avoid a loss against Mario. As usual, Wario and Waluigi clean up here rather well, leaving the Mario Bros. team with a low [[self esteem]]. Recently, Wario and Waluigi have proven themselves to be quite nasty Mario Party players, gathering almost 6 Stars in a team game, and winning many others by themselves. Recently however, they also lost a [[Minigame War]] to Mario and Luigi, whom were competing to get $[[1500]] to pay of the rent for [[Peach's Castle]].