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Epic win

Wario is a greedy, treasure-hoarding, muscular fat-ass from the Mario series. Despite his grotesque ways (and his ability to kill Sonic with flatulence) he is made of epic win. He's most notable for hijacking Mario's only original platformer for the Gameboy (and subsequently the Gameboy Advance), but he's also found just about over 9000 other ways to up stage the red clad plumber over the years 5/5Dr. Mario 64 Wario Land 4 Mario Party Mario Kart 64 Wario Ware Inc.. He's epic enough to surpass Nintendo and the 4th wall and make his own freaking games. Wario also has a lesser mentioned relative Waluigi.

Major Appearances

Wario Land series

While Wario Land begun with Mario's name in the title, Wario eventually shoe horned it out of the way and paved the way for an awesomesauce series of paltformers. First off all, aside from Wario Land 4 and a certain battle in Wario Land 3, WARIO CANT DIE. Instead, being hurt by enemies makes him power up, often hilariously, and becomes even more amazing. In WL4, Wario was refitted with a silly health meter, but he still must use enemy attacks to power up. ANYWAY, Wario also has a unique objective; rather than rescuing some blonde bimbo or defeating the greatest face in Corodine, Wario must collect every last ounce of treasure in sight. If Wario doesn't get all the treasure, it's because you suck, and therefore the ending will also suck. However, much his to dismay, the treasure is usually cursed and allows the game's antagonist to rule the world 5/5Rudy the Clown Golden Diva Black Jewel Shake King Terrormisu. By collecting the treasure, Wario also inadvertly helps some sexy or loli NPC who tries to seduce him and fails. His most awesome adventure ever is said to be Wario Land 4, though it is not the last.

Wario Ware series

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Minor Appearances

Mario Spin offs

Much like the platforming games, Wario usually shows up in the spin offs just to spite Mario's very boring existence by merely showing up to display his brand of awesome there. In Mario Kart, Wario usually owns the second largest track in the entire game, and also has had a Mario Party board map dedicated to him. On top of that, he also exemplifies badassery in many other ways, such as being able to screw the rules and cheat via his character power.

Super Smash Brothers

Though Wario didn't appear until Brawl, you can still humor yourself and make Mario miserable by forcing him to wear Wario's clothes.

Wario's debut in Brawl was one rejoiced by many. His special moves include being able to ride his bike, eat people whole, fart his opponents into submission, and using some slick Wario Land inspired acrobatics.

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+'''Wario''' is a greedy, treasure-hoarding, muscular fat-ass from the [[Mario series]]. Despite his grotesque ways ([[Super Smash Brothers Brawl|and his ability to kill Sonic with flatulence]]) he is made of [[epic win]]. He's most notable for [[Wario Land|hijacking]] [[Mario]]'s only original [[platformer]] for the [[Gameboy]] (and subsequently the [[Gameboy Advance]]), but he's also found just about [[over 9000]] other ways to <[#linkfarm [item [[Dr. Mario 64]]|[[Wario Land 4]]|[[Mario Party]]|[[Mario Kart 64]]|[[Wario Ware Inc.]]] [tpl up stage the red clad plumber over the years]]>. He's epic enough to surpass [[Nintendo]] and the [[4th wall]] and [[Wario Ware Inc. Mega Microgames|make his own freaking games]]. Wario also has a lesser mentioned relative [[Waluigi]].
-'''Wario''' is a [[fat-ass]] from the [[Mario series]]. Often the denizens of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] think he is a [[failure]], but secretly he is made of [[epic win]]. He and his brother [[Waluigi]] are never far from each other, and are usually never absent from the distress of the Mushroom Kingdom. He is quite disgusting and sometimes vulgar, but usually this vulgarism comes from comical [[sex]]ual innuendos both obvious and vague. Wario's alliance is rather vague, since he often joins sides with anybody. Usually though, the criteria is often having a woman of some sexual appeal that is available.
+== Major Appearances ==
+=== Wario Land series ===
+While Wario Land begun with Mario's name in the title, Wario eventually [[shoe horned]] it out of the way and paved the way for an [[awesomesauce]] series of paltformers. First off all, aside from Wario Land 4 and a certain battle in [[Wario Land 3]], [[invincibility|WARIO CANT DIE]]. Instead, being hurt by [[enemy|enemies]] makes him [[power up]], often hilariously, and becomes even more amazing. In WL4, Wario was refitted with a silly [[health meter]], but he still must use enemy attacks to power up. [[ANYWAY]], Wario also has a unique objective; rather than rescuing some [[Peach|blonde bimbo]] or [[Ganon|defeating the greatest face in Corodine]], Wario must collect every last ounce of treasure in sight. If Wario doesn't get all the treasure, it's because [[you]] suck, and therefore the [[Bad Ending|ending will also suck]]. However, much his to dismay, the treasure is usually cursed and <[#linkfarm [item [[Rudy the Clown]]|[[Golden Diva]]|[[Black Jewel]]|[[Shake King]]|[[Terrormisu]]] [tpl allows the game's antagonist to rule the world]]>. By collecting the treasure, Wario also inadvertly helps some [[sexy]] or [[loli]] [[NPC]] who tries to seduce him and [[fail]]s. His most awesome adventure ever is said to be Wario Land 4, though it is not the last.
+=== Wario Ware series ===
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+== Minor Appearances ==
+=== Mario Spin offs ===
+Much like the platforming games, Wario usually shows up in the spin offs just to spite Mario's very [[boring]] existence by merely showing up to display his brand of awesome there. In Mario Kart, Wario usually owns the second largest track in the entire game, and also has had a [[Wario's Battle Canyon|Mario Party board map dedicated to him]]. On top of that, he also exemplifies badassery in many other ways, such as being able to [[screw the rules]] and [[cheat]] via his [[character power]].
+=== Super Smash Brothers ===
+Though Wario didn't appear until Brawl, you can still humor yourself and make Mario miserable by forcing him to wear Wario's clothes.
-== Personality ==
+Wario's debut in Brawl was one rejoiced by many. His special moves include being able to [[Wario Bike|ride his bike]], eat people whole, [[fart]] his opponents into submission, and using some [[slick]] Wario Land inspired [[acrobatics]].
-Wario is extremely greedy. He also takes pride in being ridiculously fat, which he often refers to in an affectionate manner. He also loves his [[man boobs]], and usually avoids losing weight in order to keep his moobs and blubber. Ironically, Wario is very recreational. Wario also has a habit of occasionally farting, which unlike those of the [[Baby form|babies]], actually sends people into critical states, although this also may be [[Shy Guy]]'s overreacting. Wario also is a [[nymphomaniac]], and is constantly [[horny]]. Usually, Wario is seen lusting for [[Daisy]], although this is because Daisy is an easy target, considering her position as a slut has left her without any men competing for her. Often Wario and has brother fantasize about simultaneously [[fuck]]ing Daisy, forming a human sandwich. However, this has yet to happen. Wario often causes ruckus in the Kingdom, but is hardly ever pursued by law-enforcement or otherwise, perhaps particularly because in spite of his greedy, disgusting nature, he has become a prestigious economic figure in the Kingdom. Wario also has a collection of motorcycles, his favorite being of course, the [[Wario Bike]], and also a collection of fancy cars.
-== Appearences ==
-=== [[New Super Mario Show]] ===
-Although he wasn't in the show's earliest episodes, Wario has become one of the most prominent  characters to appear in an episode, right beside [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] themselves. Wario's presence often indicates though that he will flirt with any nearby ladies, to no avail. He may also try to make fun of the other characters, also to no avail. Wario however, also has appeared in some villainous roles. In one episode, for example, Wario received a wand from [[Kamek]], which he went rampant with, even running into [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s world and messing with their lives. Interestingly, he did not attempt to use it to make Daisy love him or his brother. If Daisy is not readily available, Wario will instead antagonize [[Rosalina]], or [[Princess Peach|Peach]] as a last resort.
-=== [[Super Smash Bros.]] ===
-Wario is unusually benevolent in the Smash movies, often lending a hand to Peach in her constant struggles against [[Ganondrof]], [[Jigglypuff]], Kamek and the [[n00bn8tor]], among others. He is also shown running [[WarioWare Inc.]] more often here, and often pranks people whom order pizza from [[Mona Pizza]], which surprisingly hasn't cost [[Mona]] her job....yet. However, Wario still pulls crude humor and sexual jokes, annoying the other cast members, especially [[Red]], whom is frustrated by not being able to understand his innuendos.
-== Business ==
-Wario owns 2 companies, both of which have his name within them. Wario owns the following companies:
-;[[Wario's Gold Mine]]: Mines and Manufactures gold for Wario to hoard in his [[personal stash]].
-;WarioWare inc.: A company that mass produces GBA games, which all seem to be instant hits and milk money from the residents of [[Diamond City]].
-Additionally, Wario is involved in Mona Pizza(Delivery boy), [[Club Sugar]](Possible sponsor), [[Peach's Secret Cake Factory]](Occasional worker), [[Albertsons]](Occasionally in the Baker section), and [[Bowser's Army]](Often due to Bowser hiring cheap work and not Wario's own desire). He may fund [[Dr. Crygor]]'s wacky experiments, but this is unlikely.
-== [[Mario Party]] and Recreational life ==
-Wario and Waluigi are quite active in community get-togethers and other recreational activities. Particularly, sports, like Golf, Tennis, and Baseball, or Mario Party seem to be the most interesting to Wario and Waluigi. In Tennis, they often dominate the courts, even knocking around star players like Mario, Peach and [[Alex]] at the top of their game. They have won nearly every tournament Peach has held, making Peach conservative about scheduling further tourneys, due to the fact that no one can have fun while Wario and Waluigi are around crushing everybody. They also seem to be talented baseball players. As such, [[Bowser]] places them on his team to avoid a loss against Mario. As usual, Wario and Waluigi clean up here rather well, leaving the Mario Bros. team with a low [[self esteem]]. Recently, Wario and Waluigi have proven themselves to be quite nasty Mario Party players, gathering almost 6 Stars in a team game, and winning many others by themselves. Recently however, they also lost a [[Minigame War]] to Mario and Luigi, whom were competing to get $[[1500]] to pay of the rent for [[Peach's Castle]].
-== Wario's Sexuality: Gay or straight? ==
-Wario's sexuality is extremely confusing and vague. One can never be too sure where Wario is positioned at any one point in time. Usually, due to his role, he often targets females and tries to [[rape]] them to fulfill his sexual desires. However, on several accords, Wario and Waluigi have both made it very clear that they wanted to have sex with each other. Usually however, Waluigi backs out at the last minute, frustrating Wario. It is even more unknown as to why Waluigi backs out after suddenly agreeing with Wario. Further muddying the issue is Wario's occasional hint at wanting to have sex with Luigi. Luigi is also victimized by the Wario Bros. when he cross-dresses. However, in the later case, Wario would not knowingly be raping a man, so he would be physically a homo, while mentally straight.
-== Quotes ==
-*"Oh yeah!"
-*"Hey look Waluigi, it's Daisy!"
-*"Look Waluigi, Peach is having an [[orgasm]] over that [[Pikachu]]!"
-*"There's a hole in my brains!!!"
-*"Fine, I'll just yell quietly!"
-*"I'll show you ''my'' twinkie! Oh yeah!"
-*"No! I want Daisy!"
-*"No! What are they doing in my Gold Mine?! Oh no!"
-*"Daisy's the sexiest of them all! Oh yeah!"
-[[Category:Wario characters]]