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| | + | '''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants have ''her'' take care of his bratty kid. He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes. |
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| - | '''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]] (obviously he just wants a [[quick fuck]]), even writing a [[Big fat Ho|"song"]] "for" her. On occasion he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes. He has at his disposal a variety of evil minions collectively known as [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. These include [[Kamek]], [[Bill Koopa]] and other Mario villains.
| + | He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like dirt, however. |
| - | It also includes minor enemies, such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, and many more. Bowser has 8 children collectively known as the [[Koopalings]], whom also serve in his army.
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| - | == Personality ==
| + | Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events. |
| - | Bowser is somewhat of a [[pervert]]ed, [[power hungy]] [[bastard]]. As mentioned above he is constantly trying to marry Peach and usurp the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] from beneath her feet, but he only wants a [[ho]] to "smack around a do-dee-do" and [[fuck]] with. He also probably wants a wife so he can have someone else take care of his bratty kids. He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. Bowser however, has shown a softer side, but this is usually [[out of character]] and lasts for only a moment. He is extremely [[sexist]], as evidenced by his reasons for wanting Peach. Bowser also believes in [[polygamy]], mentioning about [[9001]] other ex-[[girlfriends]], such as Luanda. Bowser also treats Kamek, his kids, and most of his minions like [[shit]]. Bowser's [[intelligence]] is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's [[crossdress]]ing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.
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| - | == Appearances ==
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| - | === [[New Super Mario Show]] ===
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| - | Bowser is more often than not, the main villain of most every episode in the New Super Mario Show. He's '''''always''''' up to something, from minor mischief to major trouble. Usually most of his evil ploys involve either kidnapping Peach and attempting to marry her, or playing [[sick mind games]] with the Mario gang. Sometimes, Bowser even plays practical jokes on Kamek and Bill, which usually leads them to retort Bowser's actions. Bowser is also often seen scheming with somebody over his phone.
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| - | Bowser usually also shows up to push around the competition in the Mario Kart GPs, but he'd usually rather battle [[Rosalina]] than race against the others. So far, Bowser and Rosalina seem to be tied, but the stale mate will eventually be broken. Bowser is also often bailing [[Petey Piranah]] and [[King Boo]] out of trouble. Bowser has also ripped off numerous minoins with his [[Bowser's Employment Benefits|employment]] and [[Bowser's Unemployment Benefits|unemployment benefits]]. Bowser also has a habit of yelling catch phrases at [[Bowser Jr.]], whom can't make a lick of sense from it.
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| - | === [[Super Smash Bros.]] ===
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| - | In Smash Bros., Bowser's role to often [[rape]] the [[lesbian]] [[Samus Arron]]. Other than eating the sinister [[Jigglypuff]], and then promptly [[regurgitation|regurgitating]] her, he has had no other major role besides occasionally being heroic.
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| - | == Quotes ==
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| - | *"Chug and Plug, son, Chug and Plug"
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| - | *"Woah! A Dinosaur!"
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| - | *"Ugh...that was some bad driving"
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| - | *"I'm coming for you, D.K."
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| - | *"Your too nerdy, Kamek."
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| - | *"NO~!"
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| - | *"Oh, I wish the Princess was my [[Big fat Ho]]..."
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Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of Toad and Toadette. Bowser also has a mold-green colored Honeycoupe that he drives around in Mario Kart GPs and other driving related events.
