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Final Fantasy 11 (abbreviated FFXI) is an MMORPG made by Square Enix. It involves playing for hours to kill monsters and eventually just die yourself cause you need five other people to kill things with you. Unless, of course, you are an RDM, in which case you pwn things all the time. Just very slowly.

Races

Hume: The human race. Humes are the only race in Final Fantasy 11 that have no special ability besides looking normal. Female humes also have the large boobies.
Elvaan (aka Elf): Men look girly and girls look manly. Sexy isn't it? You come from France and prance around showing your midriff. Your prince is a douche and you are only good at using a sword.
Mithra: Female only catgirls (except for the 1 manthra they all mate with, obviously). They have the ability to look sexy and run fast after they steal everything from your gil sack. Run you friken thief! RUN!
Tarutaru: A race of super-awesome magical casters that, no matter their age or gender, look like they are about 5 years old. They are short and have good evasion thus they are never spotted in long grass and easily drown in swampy areas.
Galka: Slaves to the humes who caused one galka much butthurt, making him become the second ultimate evil (the first being Maat). They are really bad at dying.

Jobs

Warrior: Has both attack and defense, meaning you suck at both. The first third of the game, you will suck at tanking, and then after that, everyone will notice it and you get to deal damage with any weapon you want since you have skill in all of them!!!! Around endgame you will be good for exp parties and nothing else.
Thief: You can steal stuff that nobody wants. Your damage will come from everyone and the monsters being in the exact right place. Good luck with that. Also you get about 1% better drop rate that people would die without.
Monk: Your ability puts you on speed for about 45 seconds but you'll probably only live for 20.
White Mage: The only actual needed class in endgame, but only the insane level it cause you need to be insane to wield that friken hammer!
Black Mage: You can sleep things. Other than that, you suck till endgame; then you can cast 1 big huge attack that uses up all your MP.
Red Mage: Huzzah! WHITE MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, A SWORD, SHIELD, ATTACK AND DEFENSE!!!!!! Srsly, you'll be so thinly spread you go insane. About halfway through you can make yourself have unlimited power ~~and put white mages out of a job.~~ Not anymore. WHM becamse uber kick ass last update so now they are on even with the RDM
Paladin: Spells suck and attack is worthless so you're stuck as the main tank for the rest of forever. Defense is crazy but monsters usually ignore it making you the sacrificial lamb most of the time.
Dark Knight: Played by emos who cut themselves to deal more damage. Have crapass magic and usually get killed in 1 hit.
Beastmaster: Let's you dominate animals and make them your slaves.
Ranger: ~~Let's you use guns.~~ (not till top level d'oh) Used to be the best damage output in the game, but one simple patch took care of that.
Bard: ~~The best class in the game.~~ WRONG! Nobody wants to be one, but everyone wants one. All you do is play music to make everyone's power level over 9000. Easy mode on heroin.
Summoner: Played by kiddies who like hiding behind things that fight for them. Most useless class to have in a party, as their summons suck. Now they have even lost their only good point to the scholar. Under no circumstances should you ever invite them to a party.
Dragoon: You use a spear and call little dragons. They wear a ugly purple gimp suit that not even Mithra look good in.
Ninja: Can use two swords and do ninja shit. Created to be a damage dealer and enfeebler but everyone found out they sucked too much ass at that. Now they tank things because Ninja's aren't supposed to be highly noticed by everyone and everything.
Samurai: Overpowered crazy weapons. You can take hits and deal damage. Prepare for the nerf.
Blue Mage: Think Red Mage, except that you have to defeat monsters for the skills and you're wearing blue, plus more stats suck (try saying that five times fast). Said monsters are a pain to find, though.
Corsair: Do what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!
Puppetmaster: See Summoner.
Dancer: Like Bard, but completely gimp, and the males are flaming gay and the females are obvious whores. They are also forced to use the weakest weapon in the game to function at all. You'll find yourself being unwanted by most parties and by endgame no one will want you at all.
Scholar: A real gray mage.

Nations

Players can choose which nation they swear their allegiance to when they begin the game.

San d'Oria: Home of the Elvaans, its benefits include loose marriage laws and a P.A. system that plays endless bagpipe music. When they're not dying of the bubonic plague, they're in a permanent deadlock with those badass level 3 orcs just outside the gate.
Bastok: Home of the Humes and Galkas, its benefits include welfare, a slave underclass, and a charismatic president. They are the technological leaders of the world, having invented the steam engine, and elevators while the other nations still wander around with sharp sticks.
Windurst: Home of the Tarutaru and Mithra, its benefits include lots of hot women that will have nothing to do with you (just like real life) and Loli. All of its NPC residents seem to have varying forms of a national speech impediment. Examples include ending every word in '-ethy', and using words like partnereeeenos. The Tarutaru have 5 schools of magic sciences, like altering plants, making creepy as hell robots made from a magically animated seed from a big-ass tree, traditional black magic, book making, etc.

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-'''FFXI''' Aka Final Fantasy 11 is a MMORPG made by Square Enix. It involves playing for hours to kill monsters and eventually just die yourself cause you need 5 other people to kill things with you. Unless you are a [[RDM]] then you pwn things all the time. Just very slowly.
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+'''Final Fantasy 11''' (abbreviated '''FFXI''') is an [[MMORPG]] made by [[Square Enix]]. It involves playing for hours to [[Dungeon crawler|kill monsters and eventually just die yourself]] cause you need [[five]] other people to kill things with you. Unless, of course, you are an [[RDM]], in which case you [[pwn]] things all the time. Just very [[slow]]ly.
-==Races==
+== Races ==
-*'''Hume''' - The human race. Humes are the only race in Final Fantasy XI that have no special ability besides looking normal. Female humes also have the large [[boobies]].
+;Hume
+:The human race. Humes are the only race in Final Fantasy 11 that have no special ability besides looking normal. [[Female]] humes also have the large [[boobies]].
+;Elvaan (aka Elf)
+:Men look girly and girls look manly. [[Sexy]] isn't it? You come from [[France]] and prance around showing your [[midriff]]. Your [[prince]] is a [[douche]] and you are only good at using a [[sword]].
+;Mithra
+:Female only [[catgirl]]s (except for the 1 manthra they all mate with, obviously). They have the ability to look sexy and [[run fast]] after they steal everything from your gil sack. Run you friken [[thief]]! RUN!
+;Tarutaru
+:A race of super-awesome magical casters that, no matter their age or gender, look like they are about [[5 years old]]. They are short and have good [[evasion]] thus they are never spotted in long [[grass]] and easily drown in [[swamp]]y areas.
+;Galka
+:[[Slave]]s to the humes who caused one galka much [[butthurt]], making him become the second ultimate evil (the first being [[Maat]]). They are ''really'' bad at dying.
-*'''Elvaan''' - AKA Elf. Men look girly and girls look manly. Sexy isn't it? You come from France and prance around showing your mid-drift. Your prince is a douche and you are only good at using a sword.
+== Jobs ==
+;Warrior
-*'''Mithra''' - Female only cat girls (cept or the 1 manthra they all [[sex|mate]] with) They have the ability to look sexy and run fast when after they steal everything from your gil sack. Run you friken thief! RUN!
+:Has both [[attack]] and [[defense]], meaning you [[suck]] at both. The first third of the game, you will suck at [[tank]]ing, and then after that, everyone will notice it and you get to deal [[damage]] with any [[weapon]] you want since you have [[skill]] in all of them!!!! Around [[endgame]] you will be good for [[exp parties]] and nothing else.
+;Thief
-*'''Tarutaru''' - A race of super awesome magical casters that no matter their age or gender look like they are about 5 years old. They are short and have good evasion thus they are never spotted in long grass and easily drown in swampy areas.
+:[[Kleptomaniac|You can]] [[steal]] [[Junk|stuff that nobody wants]]. Your damage will come from everyone and the monsters being in the exact right place. [[Good luck]] with that. Also you get about [[1%]] better [[drop rate]] that people would die without.
+;Monk
-*'''Galka''' - Slaves to the humes which cause one galka much butthurt and makes him become the second ultimate evil. (the first is Maat)They are really good at not dieing.
+:Your ability puts you on [[speed]] for about [[45]] seconds but you'll probably only live for [[20]].
+;[[White Mage]]
-==Jobs==
+:The only actual needed class in endgame, but only the insane level it cause you need to be insane to wield that friken hammer!
-*'''Warrior'''- Has both attack and defense, meaning you suck at both.  The first 1/3 of the game you will suck at tanking and then after that everyone will notice it and you get to deal damage with any weapon you want since you have skill in all of them!!!! Around end game you will be good for exp parties and nothing else.
+;Black Mage
+:You can sleep things. Other than that, you suck till endgame; then you can cast 1 big huge attack that uses up all your [[MP]].
-*'''Thief'''- You can steal stuff that nobody wants.  Your damage will come from everyone and the monster being in the exact right place.  Good luck with that.  Also you get about 1% better drop rate that people would die without.
+;[[Red Mage]]
+:[[Huzzah]]! [[WHITE MAGIC]], [[BLACK MAGIC]], A SWORD, [[SHIELD]], ATTACK AND DEFENSE!!!!!! Srsly, you'll be so thinly spread you go insane. About halfway through you can make yourself have unlimited power <s>and put white mages out of a job.</s> Not anymore. WHM becamse uber kick ass last update so now they are on even with the RDM
-*'''Monk'''-  Your ability puts you on speed for about 45 seconds but you'll probably only live for 20.
+;Paladin
+:Spells suck and attack is worthless so you're stuck as the main tank for the rest of forever. Defense is crazy but monsters usually ignore it making you the sacrificial lamb most of the time.
-*'''[[White Mage]]'''- The only actual needed class in end-game, but only the insane level it cause you need to be insane to wield that friken hammer!
+;Dark Knight
+:Played by [[emo]]s who cut themselves to deal more damage. Have crapass magic and usually get killed in 1 hit.
-*'''Black Mage'''- You can sleep things other than that you suck till end game then you can cast 1 big huge attack that uses up all your MP.
+;Beastmaster
+:Let's you dominate animals and make them your slaves.
-*'''[[Red Mage]]'''- Hooray! WHITE MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, A SWORD, SHIELD, ATTACK AND DEFENSE!!!!!! Srsly, you'll be so thinly spread you go insane.  About halfway through you can make yourself have unlimited power <s>and put white mages out of a job.</s> Not anymore. WHM becamse uber kick ass last update so now they are on even with the RDM
+;Ranger
+:<s>Let's you use guns.</s> (not till top level d'oh) Used to be the best damage output in the game, but one simple patch took care of that.
-*'''Paladin'''- Spells suck and attack is worthless so you're stuck as the main tank for the rest of forever.  Defense is crazy but monsters usually ignore it making you the sacrificial lamb most of the time.
+;[[Bard]]
+:<s>[[Spoony Bard|The best class in the game.]]</s> WRONG! Nobody wants to be one, but everyone wants one. All you do is play [[music]] to make everyone's [[power level]] [[over 9000]]. Easy mode on [[heroin]].
-*'''Dark Knight'''- Played by [[emos]] who cut themselves to deal more damage.  Have crapass magic and usually get killed in 1 hit.
+;Summoner
+:Played by [[kiddies]] who like [[pokemon|hiding behind things that fight for them]]. Most useless class to have in a party, as their summons suck. Now they have even lost their only good point to the [[scholar]]. Under no circumstances should you ever invite them to a [[party]].
-*'''Beastmaster'''- Let's you dominate animals and make them your slaves.
+;Dragoon
+:You use a spear and call little dragons.  They wear a ugly purple gimp suit that not even Mithra look good in.
-*'''Ranger''' - <s>Let's you use guns.</s> (not till top level d'oh) Used to be the best damage output in the game, but one simple patch took care of that.
+;Ninja
+:Can use two swords and do ninja shit. Created to be a damage dealer and enfeebler but everyone found out they sucked too much ass at that. Now they tank things because Ninja's aren't supposed to be highly noticed by everyone and everything.
-*'''[[Bard]]'''- <s>The best class in the game.</s> WRONG! Nobody wants to be one, but everyone wants one. All you do is play music to make everyone's power level [[over 9000]]. Easy mode on heroin.
+;Samurai
+:Overpowered crazy weapons. You can take hits and deal damage. Prepare for the nerf.
-*'''Summoner'''- Played by kiddies who like [[pokemon|hiding behind things that fight for them]]. Most useless class to have in a party as their Summons suck. Now they have even lost their only good point to the [[scholar]].  Note: Under no circumstances would you ever invite them to party.
+;Blue Mage
+:Think Red Mage, except that you have to [[Mega Man|defeat monsters for the skills and you're wearing blue]], plus more stats suck ([[Tongue twister|try saying that five times fast]]). Said monsters are a pain to find, though.
-*'''Dragoon'''– You use a spear and call little dragons.  They wear a ugly purple gimp suit that not even Mithra look good in.
+;[[Corsair]]
+:Do what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!
-*'''Ninja''' – Can use two swords and do ninja shit. Created to be a damage dealer and enfeebler but everyone found out they sucked too much ass at that.  Now they tank things because Ninja's are suppossed to be highly noticed by everyone and everything.
+;Puppetmaster
+:See Summoner.
-*'''Samurai''' – Overpowered crazy weapons. You can take hits and deal damage. Prepare for the nerf.
+;Dancer
+:Like Bard, but completely gimp, and the males are flaming gay and the females are obvious [[whore]]s. They are also forced to use the weakest weapon in the game to function at all.  You'll find yourself being unwanted by most parties and by endgame no one will want you at all.
-*'''Blue Mage'''–You did WTC.
+;Scholar
+:A real [[grey magic|gray mage]].
-*'''[[Corsair]]''' – Do what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!
-*'''Puppetmaster''' – See Summoner.
-*'''Dancer -''' Like Bard, but completely gimp, and the males are flaming gay and the females are obvious whores. They are also forced to use the weakest weapon in the game to function at all.  You'll find yourself being unwanted by most parties and by endgame no one will want you at all.
-*'''Scholar -''' a real [[grey magic|gray mage]]
-==Nations==
+== Nations ==
 Players can choose which nation they swear their allegiance to when they begin the game.
-* '''San d'Oria''' - Home of the Elvaans, its benefits include [[Incest|loose marriage laws]] and a P.A. system that plays endless bagpipe music.  When they're not dying of the bubonic plague, they're in a permanent deadlock with those badass level 3 orcs just outside the gate.
+;San d'Oria
+:Home of the Elvaans, its benefits include [[Incest|loose marriage laws]] and a P.A. system that plays endless bagpipe music.  When they're not dying of the bubonic plague, they're in a permanent deadlock with those badass level 3 orcs just outside the gate.
-* '''Bastok'''- Home of the Humes and Galkas, its benefits include welfare, a slave underclass, and a charismatic president.  They are the technological leaders of the world, having invented the steam engine, and elevators while the other nations still wander around with sharp sticks.
+;Bastok
+:Home of the Humes and Galkas, its benefits include welfare, a slave underclass, and a charismatic president.  They are the technological leaders of the world, having invented the steam engine, and elevators while the other nations still wander around with sharp sticks.
-* '''Windurst''' - Home of the Tarutaru and Mithra, its benefits include lots of hot women that will have nothing to do with you (just like real life) and [[Loli]]. All of its NPC residents seem to have varying forms of a national speech impediment. Examples include ending every word in '-ethy', and using words like '''''partnereeeenos'''''. The Tarutaru have 5 schools of magic sciences, like altering plants, making creepy as hell robots made from a magically animated seed from a big-ass tree, traditional black magic, book making, etc.
+;Windurst
+:Home of the Tarutaru and Mithra, its benefits include lots of hot women that will have nothing to do with you (just like real life) and [[Loli]]. All of its NPC residents seem to have varying forms of a national speech impediment. Examples include ending every word in '-ethy', and using words like '''''partnereeeenos'''''. The Tarutaru have 5 schools of magic sciences, like altering plants, making creepy as hell robots made from a magically animated seed from a big-ass tree, traditional black magic, book making, etc.