The King (EntityTopic, 9)
From Compile Worlds
The King of Hyrule is..well, the king of Hyrule. He is nameless, being featured only in the CD-i Zelda games. Presumably, he is the father of Princess Zelda. He's a pretty bad king, because he wonders about dinner and tells his bois that boredompeace is what all true warriors strive for instead of actually helping. He also likes to sail his ships in the morning. Oh, and don't try to commit treason or anarchy against him, or you'll have to scrub all the floors in Hyrule without mercy. He may be in cahoots with the Squadalah Guy, but don't tell anyone we said that.
