Adventure bar (InstanceTopic, 8)

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Not to be confused with the Mars bar.

The adventure bar, colloquially known as the space bar, is the biggest key on any computer keyboard. Ironically, for being the biggest key, it usually has absolutely nothing written on it (some old typewriters actually wrote the word "space" on it).

Despite what any self-proclaimed hardware expert may think, it was actually named by Ekoro who briefly showed up in the real world a few centuries ago, designed the QWERTY keyboard, and then GTFO'd of there before anyone started wondering how they could work transuniversal time travel. Sadly, his design was hidden by some idiot who thought the name "Adventure" was a little misleading, and renamed it the "space" bar.