Wario (EntityTopic, 8)
From Compile Worlds
Wario is a greedy, vulgar fat-ass from the Mario series. Often the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom think he is a failure, but secretly he is made of epic win. He and his brother Waluigi are never far from each other, and are usually never absent from the distress of the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario's alliance is rather vague, since he tends to joins sides with anybody - especially if a woman of some sexual appeal is available.
Wario often causes ruckus in the Kingdom, but is hardly ever pursued by law-enforcement or otherwise, perhaps particularly because in spite of his greedy, disgusting nature, he has become a prestigious economic figure in the Kingdom. Wario also has a collection of motorcycles, his favorite being of course, the Wario Bike, and also a collection of fancy cars.
Appearances
Wario Land series
WarioWare series
Super Smash Bros.
Wario is unusually benevolent in the Smash movies, often lending a hand to Peach in her constant struggles against Ganondrof, Jigglypuff, Kamek and the n00bn8tor, among others. He is also shown running WarioWare Inc. more often here, and often pranks people whom order pizza from Mona Pizza, which surprisingly hasn't cost Mona her job....yet. However, Wario still pulls crude humor and dirty jokes, annoying the other cast members, especially Red, whom is frustrated by not being able to understand his innuendos.
Mario Party and Recreational life
Wario and Waluigi are quite active in community get-togethers and other recreational activities. Particularly, sports, like Golf, Tennis, and Baseball, or Mario Party seem to be the most interesting to Wario and Waluigi. In Tennis, they often dominate the courts, even knocking around star players like Mario, Peach and Alex at the top of their game. They have won nearly every tournament Peach has held, making Peach conservative about scheduling further tourneys, due to the fact that no one can have fun while Wario and Waluigi are around crushing everybody. They also seem to be talented baseball players. As such, Bowser places them on his team to avoid a loss against Mario. As usual, Wario and Waluigi clean up here rather well, leaving the Mario Bros. team with a low self esteem. Recently, Wario and Waluigi have proven themselves to be quite nasty Mario Party players, gathering almost 6 Stars in a team game, and winning many others by themselves. Recently however, they also lost a Minigame War to Mario and Luigi, whom were competing to get $1500 to pay of the rent for Peach's Castle.
