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nmn, commonly thought to stand for not my name, real name John White Chadwick, is a programmer from the USA who claims that all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a brutal fight, nothing, or a half-built piece of crap. Sounds quite like Keiji, though we can all agree that nmn is the better programmer. Like all programmers worth their salt, he also likes kittens and lolis. He knows C/C++, PHP, Javascript and XHTML (like that counts).

Currently, Nmn's hiring for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his e-mail, because the FBI would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address. In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.

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-'''Nmn''', also known as 'that one fag with a lock gray hair', is a parody of programmers. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a brutal fight, nothing, or a half-built piece of shit.
+<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Kumizonian Programmer]]>
+'''nmn''', commonly thought to stand for '''not my name''', real name '''John White Chadwick''', is a [[programmer]] from the [[USA]] who claims that all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal]] [[fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built piece of crap. Sounds quite like [[Keiji]], though we can all agree that nmn is the better programmer. Like all programmers worth their salt, he also likes [[kittens]] and [[loli|lolis]]. He knows [[C/C++]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]] and [[XHTML]] (like that counts).
-Nmn is a 15 year old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a shit hole state called Michigan. He weighs [[too much]] and likes kittens and [[loli|lolis]].
+Currently, Nmn's [[hiring]] for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his [[e-mail]], because the [[FBI]] would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.
+<!-- Geek Lolis, Email Me! :D not.nmn@gmail.com -->
-== Languages ==
+In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at [[deceiving]] me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.
-Nmn supports generating crap into the following languages.
-* [[C/C++]]
-* [[PHP]]
-* [[Javascript]]
-* [[XHTML]] (like that counts)
-and some other shit nobody cares about.
-== In Popular Culture ==
-* In most movies made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a trashcan with his laptop. He's likely also trying to drop a deuce, which he spends 90% of his time doing.
-* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] in Japanese culture.
-* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by the [[The Onion|Onion News Network]]