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| + | '''Mozilla Firefox''' was a web browser inspired by [[Jesus]]. Now defunct, it made it up to version 0.4. Due to an error in versioning, the releases thus far have appeared with the minor version number as the major version number - for example, Firefox 0.1 was known as Firefox 1.0 and Firefox 0.4 was known as 4.0. | ||
Firefox is widely known for having the most badass collection of plugins and addons the world has ever seen - not because they're fancy, but because they do things that couldn't be done in any other browser at the time. (So it's not like an [[Opera]] situation where you're stuck with [[Basketball]] and no [[IRC]] support.) For this, every year one day is spent to salute it's successes. However, Firefox was recently overtaken by [[Google Chrome]]. | Firefox is widely known for having the most badass collection of plugins and addons the world has ever seen - not because they're fancy, but because they do things that couldn't be done in any other browser at the time. (So it's not like an [[Opera]] situation where you're stuck with [[Basketball]] and no [[IRC]] support.) For this, every year one day is spent to salute it's successes. However, Firefox was recently overtaken by [[Google Chrome]]. | ||
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| + | The guys at Mozilla didn't like this apparently, so when they made Firefox 4, they insisted on making it as much like Chrome as possible, but failed (how convenient, [[4]] is the number of [[fail]]ure after all!). With the latest (but definitely not greatest) version, you are no longer allowed to have a decent [[status bar]], [[menu bar]] or a [[drop-down arrow]] for your [[back button]]. | ||
== Key features == | == Key features == | ||
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* Has an [[infinity|infinitely]] extensible [[GUI]] | * Has an [[infinity|infinitely]] extensible [[GUI]] | ||
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]] | * [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]] | ||
| - | * Browses [[ | + | * Browses porn without getting [[virus]]es |
| + | * [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]] | ||
| + | * [[The Book of Mozilla]] | ||
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]] | * [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]] | ||
== Shortcomings == | == Shortcomings == | ||
* [[Not]] [[Google Chrome]] | * [[Not]] [[Google Chrome]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:51, 10 April 2011
Mozilla Firefox was a web browser inspired by Jesus. Now defunct, it made it up to version 0.4. Due to an error in versioning, the releases thus far have appeared with the minor version number as the major version number - for example, Firefox 0.1 was known as Firefox 1.0 and Firefox 0.4 was known as 4.0.
Firefox is widely known for having the most badass collection of plugins and addons the world has ever seen - not because they're fancy, but because they do things that couldn't be done in any other browser at the time. (So it's not like an Opera situation where you're stuck with Basketball and no IRC support.) For this, every year one day is spent to salute it's successes. However, Firefox was recently overtaken by Google Chrome.
The guys at Mozilla didn't like this apparently, so when they made Firefox 4, they insisted on making it as much like Chrome as possible, but failed (how convenient, 4 is the number of failure after all!). With the latest (but definitely not greatest) version, you are no longer allowed to have a decent status bar, menu bar or a drop-down arrow for your back button.
Key features
- Not Internet Explorer
- Google is the default search engine
- Not Internet Explorer
- Has an infinitely extensible GUI
- Not Internet Explorer
- Browses porn without getting viruses
- Not Internet Explorer
- The Book of Mozilla
- Not Internet Explorer
