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| - | + | '''Hulu''' is apparently an [[evil plot]] designed to [[World domination|take over the world]]. It is run by [[alien]]s, whom [[suck]] the [[brain]]s out of [[human]] beings after [[mush]]ing them down into a [[pudding]][[pudding-like-substance|-like substance]]. This is done by [[impossibility|somehow legally]] broadcasting [[retard]]ed [[television program]]s, such as [[Spongebob Squarepants]], over the [[intertubes]]. If it is successful, [[you|the viewer]] will find themselves unable to stop watching, while the videos secretly emit [[gamma ray]]s that cause [[radiation]] [[poison]]ing. Of course, the end result is the pudding like substance of your brain....or it could be [[Pokemon Anime|reruns of the Kanto Saga as a reward for watching the stupid]] shit. | |
| - | '''Hulu''' is apparently an [[evil plot]] designed to [[World domination|take over the world]]. It is run by [[alien]]s, whom [[suck]] the [[brain]]s out of [[human]] beings after [[mush]]ing them down into a [[pudding]][[pudding-like-substance|-like substance]]. This is done by [[impossibility|somehow legally]] broadcasting [[retard]]ed [[television program]]s, such as [[Spongebob Squarepants]], over [[ | + | |
Latest revision as of 12:10, 13 September 2011
Hulu is apparently an evil plot designed to take over the world. It is run by aliens, whom suck the brains out of human beings after mushing them down into a pudding-like substance. This is done by somehow legally broadcasting retarded television programs, such as Spongebob Squarepants, over the intertubes. If it is successful, the viewer will find themselves unable to stop watching, while the videos secretly emit gamma rays that cause radiation poisoning. Of course, the end result is the pudding like substance of your brain....or it could be reruns of the Kanto Saga as a reward for watching the stupid shit.
