User:Nmn (Meta, EntityTopic, 13)
From Compile Worlds
feminine appearence, He managed
to get through gradeschool.
Nmn, also known as 'that one fag with a lock gray hair', is a parody of programmers. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a brutal fight, nothing, or a half-built piece of shit.
Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the United States, in a shithole state called Michigan. He weighs too much and likes kittens and lolis
Languages
Nmn supports generating crap into the following languages.
- C/C++
- PHP
- Javascript
- XHTML (like that counts)
and some other shit nobody cares about.
The battle for lower self-esteem
On April 5, 2009, 12:46 AM, a war was started between Kumizone members Nmn and Kawase. Currently, Nmn is winning, with a slightly more degrading profile thanks to the power of the MediaWiki category system.
- nmn fires initial shot with [[Category:N00bs]]
In Popular Culture
- In most movies made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a trashcan with his laptop. He's likely also trying to drop a deuce, which he spends 90% of his time doing.
- Nmn is also a way to refer to gay weeaboos in Japanese culture.
- Nmn was referred to as a "George W. Bush in Progress" by the Onion News Network.
Basement
nmn's basement is a zoo of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of girls. Apparently, the ice cream trucks do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a complex scheduling system and sometimes has guests, but they all say it's too big.
Currently, Nmn's hiring for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his e-mail, because the FBI would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.
In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.
