User:Nmn (Meta, EntityTopic, 13)

From Compile Worlds

Nmn, also known as 'that one fag with a lock gray hair', is a parody of programmers. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a brutal fight, nothing, or a half-built piece of shit.

Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the United States, in a shithole state called Michigan. He weighs too much and likes kittens and lolis.

Languages

Nmn supports generating crap into the following languages.

• C/C++
• PHP
• Javascript
• XHTML (like that counts)

and some other shit nobody cares about.

The battle for lower self-esteem

On April 5, 2009, 12:46 AM, a war was started between Kumizone members Nmn and Kawase. Currently, Nmn is winning, with a slightly more degrading profile thanks to the power of the MediaWiki category system.

• nmn fires initial shot with [[Category:N00bs]]

In Popular Culture

• In most movies made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a trashcan with his laptop. He's likely also trying to drop a deuce, which he spends 90% of his time doing.
• Nmn is also a way to refer to gay weeaboos in Japanese culture.
• Nmn was referred to as a "George W. Bush in Progress" by the Onion News Network.

Basement

nmn's basement is a zoo of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of girls. Apparently, the ice cream trucks do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a complex scheduling system and sometimes has guests, but they all say it's too big.