Bowser (EntityTopic, 8)
From Compile Worlds
Bowser, not to be confused with Bowers or browsers and also known as King Koopa, is the power hungry ox-turtle main villain of the Mario series. He constantly aspires to kidnap and marry Princess Peach, though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates Mario, Luigi, and the rest of the Mario gang with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has allied with Mario, but usually just for his own purposes.
He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed Bowser's Army to do his evil bidding. The army includes Kamek, his children the Koopalings, and a variety of mooks such as Koopa Troopas, Goombas, Hammer Bros, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like dirt, however.
Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of Toad and Toadette. Bowser also has a mold-green colored Honeycoupe that he drives around in Mario Kart GPs and other driving related events.
