Bowser (EntityTopic, 8)
From Compile Worlds
Bowser, also known as King Koopa, is the power hungry main villain of the Mario series. He constantly aspires to kidnap and marry Princess Peach, though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates Mario, Luigi, and the rest of the Mario gang with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has allied with Mario, but usually just for his own purposes.
He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed Bowser's Army to do his evil bidding. The army includes Kamek, his children the Koopalings, and a variety of mooks such as Koopa Troopas, Goombas, Hammer Bros, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like shit, however.
Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of Toad and Toadette. Bowser also has a mold-green colored Honeycoupe that he drives around in Mario Kart GPs and other driving related events.
Appearances
New Super Mario Show
Bowser is more often than not, the main villain of most every episode in the New Super Mario Show. He's always up to something, from minor mischief to major trouble. Usually most of his evil ploys involve either kidnapping Peach and attempting to marry her, or playing sick mind games with the Mario gang. Sometimes, Bowser even plays practical jokes on Kamek and Bill, which usually leads them to retort Bowser's actions. Bowser is also often seen scheming with somebody over his phone.
Bowser usually also shows up to push around the competition in the Mario Kart GPs, but he'd usually rather battle Rosalina than race against the others. So far, Bowser and Rosalina seem to be tied, but the stale mate will eventually be broken. Bowser is also often bailing Petey Piranah and King Boo out of trouble. Bowser has also ripped off numerous minoins with his employment and unemployment benefits. Bowser also has a habit of yelling catch phrases at Bowser Jr., whom can't make a lick of sense from it.
Quotes
- "Chug and Plug, son, Chug and Plug"
- "Woah! A Dinosaur!"
- "Ugh...that was some bad driving"
- "I'm coming for you, D.K."
- "Your too nerdy, Kamek."
- "NO~!"
- "Luigi, you seabiscuit!"
