Final Fantasy 11 (InstanceTopic, 19)

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FFXI Aka Final Fantasy 11 is a MMORPG made by Square Enix. It involved playing for hours to kill monsters and eventually just die yourself cause you need 5 other people to kill things with you. Unless you are a RDM then you pwn things all the time. Just very slowly.

Races

• Hume - The human race. Humes are the only race in Final Fantasy XI that have no special ability besides looking normal. Female humes also have the large boobies.

• Elvaan - AKA Elf. Men look girly and girls look manly. Sexy isn't it? You come from France and prance around showing your mid-drift. Your prince is a douche and you are only good at using a sword.

• Mithra - Female only cat girls (cept or the 1 manthra they all mate with) They have the ability to look sexy and run fast when after they steal everything from your gil sack. Run you friken thief! RUN!

• Tarutaru - A race of super awesome magical casters that no matter their age or gender look like they are about 5 years old. They are short and have good evasion thus they are never spotted in long grass and easily drown in swampy areas.

• Galka - Slaves to the humes which cause one galka much butthurt and makes him become the second ultimate evil. (the first is Maat)They are really good at not dieing.

Jobs

• Warrior- Has both attack and defense, meaning you suck at both. The first 1/3 of the game you will suck at tanking and then after that everyone will notice it and you get to deal damage with any weapon you want since you have skill in all of them!!!! Around end game you will be good for exp parties and nothing else.

• Thief- You can steal stuff that nobody wants. Your damage will come from everyone and the monster being in the exact right place. Good luck with that. Also you get about 1% better drop rate that people would die without.

• Monk- Your ability puts you on speed for about 45 seconds but you'll probably only live for 20.

• White Mage- The only actual needed class in end-game, but only the insane level it cause you need to be insane to wield that friken hammer!

• Black Mage- You can sleep things other than that you suck till end game then you can cast 1 big huge attack that uses up all your MP.

• Red Mage- Hooray! WHITE MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, A SWORD, SHIELD, ATTACK AND DEFENSE!!!!!! Srsly, you'll be so thinly spread you go insane. About halfway through you can make yourself have unlimited power and put white mages out of a job. Not anymore. WHM becamse uber kick ass last update so now they are on even with the RDM

• Paladin- Spells suck and attack is worthless so you're stuck as the main tank for the rest of forever. Defense is crazy but monsters usually ignore it making you the sacrificial lamb most of the time.

• Dark Knight- Played by emos who cut themselves to deal more damage. Have crapass magic and usually get killed in 1 hit.

• Beastmaster- Let's you dominate animals and make them your slaves.

• Ranger - Let's you use guns. (not till top level d'oh) Used to be the best damage output in the game, but one simple patch took care of that.

• Bard- The best class in the game. WRONG! Nobody wants to be one, but everyone wants one. All you do is play music to make everyone's power level over 9000. Easy mode on heroin.

• Summoner- Played by kiddies who like hiding behind things that fight for them. Most useless class to have in a party as their Summons suck. Now they have even lost their only good point to the scholar. Note: Under no circumstances would you ever invite them to party.

• Dragoon– You use a spear and call little dragons. They wear a ugly purple gimp suit that not even Mithra look good in.

• Ninja – Can use two swords and do ninja shit. Created to be a damage dealer and enfeebler but everyone found out they sucked too much ass at that. Now they tank things because Ninja's are suppossed to be highly noticed by everyone and everything.

• Samurai – Overpowered crazy weapons. You can take hits and deal damage. Prepare for the nerf.

• Blue Mage–You did WTC.

• Corsair – Do what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

• Puppetmaster – See Summoner.

• Dancer - Like Bard, but completely gimp, and the males are flaming gay and the females are obvious whores. They are also forced to use the weakest weapon in the game to function at all. You'll find yourself being unwanted by most parties and by endgame no one will want you at all.

• Scholar - a real gray mage

Nations

Players can choose which nation they swear their allegiance to when they begin the game.

• San d'Oria - Home of the Elvaans, its benefits include loose marriage laws and a P.A. system that plays endless bagpipe music. When they're not dying of the bubonic plague, they're in a permanent deadlock with those badass level 3 orcs just outside the gate.

• Bastok- Home of the Humes and Galkas, its benefits include welfare, a slave underclass, and a charismatic president. They are the technological leaders of the world, having invented the steam engine, and elevators while the other nations still wander around with sharp sticks.

• Windurst - Home of the Tarutaru and Mithra, its benefits include lots of hot women that will have nothing to do with you (just like real life) and Loli. All of its NPC residents seem to have varying forms of a national speech impediment. Examples include ending every word in '-ethy', and using words like partnereeeenos. The Tarutaru have 5 schools of magic sciences, like altering plants, making creepy as hell robots made from a magically animated seed from a big-ass tree, traditional black magic, book making, etc.

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