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| - | nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]]. | + | nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of [[girls]] approximately 3 classrooms in size. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]]. |
[[Category:N00bs]] | [[Category:N00bs]] | ||
[[Category:Kumizonians]] | [[Category:Kumizonians]] | ||
Revision as of 01:44, 7 April 2009
Nmn, also known as 'that one fag with a lock gray hair', is a parody of programmers. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a brutal fight, nothing, or a half-built piece of shit.
Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the United States, in a shithole state called Michigan. He weighs too much and likes kittens and lolis.
Languages
Nmn supports generating crap into the following languages.
- C/C++
- PHP
- Javascript
- XHTML (like that counts)
and some other shit nobody cares about.
The battle for lower self-esteem
On April 5, 2009, 12:46 AM, a war was started between Kumizone members Nmn and Kawase. Currently, Nmn is winning, with a slightly more degrading profile thanks to the power of the MediaWiki category system.
- nmn fires initial shot with [[Category:N00bs]]
In Popular Culture
- In most movies made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a trashcan with his laptop. He's likely also trying to drop a deuce, which he spends 90% of his time doing.
- Nmn is also a way to refer to gay weeaboos in Japanese culture.
- Nmn was referred to as a "George W. Bush in Progress" by the Onion News Network.
Basement
nmn's basement is a zoo of girls approximately 3 classrooms in size. Apparently, the ice cream trucks do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a complex scheduling system and sometimes has guests, but they all say it's too big.
